War on Pornography
President Bush declared this past week to be War on Pornography week
Protection From Pornography Week, 2003
By the President of the United States of America
A Proclamation
Pornography can have debilitating effects on communities, marriages, families, and children. During Protection From Pornography Week, we commit to take steps to confront the dangers of pornography.
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Fire Stalks Area Girl!
Chicago Police reported that a Mr. Fire, on the right, stalked this young lady all day until she gave him the slip with a fast trot through Lincoln Park. Please report this dangerous character to the authorities at once.
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Women Just Say No.
To stress, anxiety, high production, and big cash. Here’s our cousin Darren, quoting the NYT, on women opting out of the ratrace. Why? Because they can. The rest of us–we’ll work until we’re dead! Which is strangely how it should be.
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Ominous Social Trends Emerging
Because it is Halloween, today was costume day at the day care center where I volunteer and I was stunned, absolutely stunned, at what the current crop of 2, 3, 4 and 5 year olds have been misguided into.
There [...]
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‘OPRAH’ LINKED TO STRESS
October 30, 2003 — Researchers have found a surprising link between anxiety levels and watching TV queen Oprah Winfrey.
“Either watching Oprah leads to anxiety, or severely stressed Americans are drawn to Oprah,” said behaviorist Hale Dwoskin, who commissioned a study that found that 5 percent of the nation’s adults, or [...]
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Syria sanctions gain momentum
State Department lends support to bill in Congress
By Ken Guggenheim
Associated Press
October 31, 2003
WASHINGTON — State Department officials said Thursday that diplomatic efforts with Syria have shown little success and that they are prepared to support a sanctions bill Congress is close to passing.
“We have to recognize that we [...]
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Bill O’Reilly Revisted
I found myself listening to Bill O’Reilly again last night. In the spirit of Holloween, he said he was a big horror movie fan. Isn’t this the same guy that a few days ago was calling Hollywood morally corrupt for producing a remake of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre? Oh, I [...]
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Clinton Writes Gus:
Gus Old Buddy,
You old dog, writing you makes me feel like I’m back in Reno or Philly or wherever the hell you’re from.
You know fellas like us are from the “gravitas generation” and have to stick together. That’s why I think you should quit that blog you’re in, “Mary Chapin Carpenter Nation” [...]
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Feminism As Educational Virus.
Wrote this last night as I waited around until 8 pm for parents to stop by during parent/teacher conferences. This concerns an unbelievably biased textbook I teach out of one day a week. Don’t worry, I spared no invective:
Last, is the absurd, “It is not easy to understand the [...]
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