Letter to Fire #2
Dear Baboon–I mean Fire,
I heard from Hillary that you and your twisted little buddy, Common Sense, were outside of her office in DC asking if she’d pose nude for your blog alongside Chelsea. Carville told me you offered her an extra 8 bucks if she joined Hillary in a “sans clothes” shot. You’re more sick than I thought. Clintons don’t do, and I’m including Chelsea in this, nudity for under 6 figures. In the words of my spiritual advisor Jessie, come up with the cash or you’ll see no bloated, pasty, Clinton a-s.
As for your inquiry about my writing for you new blog, the answer is a resounding “No.” Ex-Presidents don’t do that stuff…but if your friend Ian really knows that girl in the picture below then…hey, you’re not posting my letters on your blog are you?
Just a tip, if any more mention of me appears in print, I’ll have ten of my 2500 lawyers call you, you miserable poor person. And remember Bush is the reason you and your kind are broke. If I were in office I’d solve this thing by raising your taxes.
Ciao D-ckhead,
William Jefferson Clinton
P.S. Tell your mother and sister that I thank them for voting for me in ‘92 and ‘96.
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