Clinton Writes Gus:
Gus Old Buddy,
You old dog, writing you makes me feel like I’m back in Reno or Philly or wherever the hell you’re from.
You know fellas like us are from the “gravitas generation” and have to stick together. That’s why I think you should quit that blog you’re in, “Mary Chapin Carpenter Nation” or whatever the hell the stupid thing is called. Those two guys, Common Rant and Torch, are an Axis of Insinuation as they have been trying to photograph members of my family in the buff [even Socks III--my cat] and using my name in vain.
The one is so nasty that he has been reprinting my emails to him. Take my advice Gus, walk away from those guys, listen to me if only because we’re both huge sports fans. Why, I always cheer for the Red Sox– as long as they’re not playing the Yankees or anybody else from a more glamorous “blue state.” I’m all about baseball when I’m not watching Oprah or looking for my representation on CNN. My favorite MLB teams are the Dodgers, the Raiders, and the Mavericks. You and I are the same people–so drop those guys and join my inclusive blog called “Worshippers of President Clinton.” We could use you (way at the bottom of the page you yokel). Please consider,
William Jefferson Clinton

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