Karl Lembke
Funny, though probably apocryphal

I would not encourage anyone to do this. It probably wouldn’t really work, and besides, it could be used the other direction, also. But it’s still pretty funny!

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, “Come on buddy, don’t be a jerk. How about giving a senior a break?” He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

I called him a bad name. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a way worse name. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket.

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn’t care. My car was parked around the corner and this one had a Kerry-Edwards bumper sticker on it.

I try to have a little fun each day, now that I’m retired.

Hat tip: Clayton Cramer.

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