2005 Predictions:
1. Yakov will begin teaching a university course on advanced fisting techniques.
2. Gus will be knighted and stop talking to us.
3. Pete will join Southwest as an engineer/greetor type.
4. Mike will display the link/name of the blog in 78 point font above “MND.”
Okay, that’ll never happen.
5. The Lions will go 8-8 next year and hockey will return in October.
