“Shameless plug” Monday

I’ve heard that from some readers. Shoulda looked into it deeper, but the joke just sounded so damn funny I ran with it. I went off recollection… a dangerous thing!

Thanks for the info. Hey, I’m STILL more accurate than CBS!

re your fast food mcidiocy column

First off, yes, obesity kills, which is an unpleasant fact that was first discovered by Virginia Rapp at one of Fatty Arbuckle’s parties,

Wrong virginia rappe died from a botched abortion she got earlier that day before she went to the party there was no evidence she was raped He was set up by a woman named Maude Delmont, known as “Madame Black.” Delmont would provide girls for parties and then have the girl claim she was raped by a prominent director or producer. Concerned about his career, the victim would submit to Delmont’s request for money to keep the story out of the press.it was also largly hearst yellow tabloid journalism that got that whole thing blown out of prepotion.Fatty arbuckle was aquitted by a jury that apoligised to him for all that he had been through

Thanks, McMic!

Yeah, we’ll just give McDonalds the “Bill Clinton answer”… remember when the CEO of a pizza chain, while questioning Clinton in a town hall meeting, expressed concern over high taxation. Clinton said, “Just raise your price!”

Good McColumn today.

I was wondering if there could be a class-action filed against all of the trial lawyers that are turning our society into a frivolous litigous bunch of whiners. . .perhaps for driving up the cost of my cheeseburger so Mc’s can cover all of these court cases. . .