Doug Powers
“Oscar, Bologna, Bologna, Oscar”

Well, tonight’s the big night… so they say. The Academy Awards are upon us, and, once again, I haven’t seen any of the nominated films or actors. As far as I know, “Depp” is something you put in your hair, and “Swank” is a porno magazine.

They did a great job of promoting this year’s show. Creating a buzz over whether or not Chris Rock would have an on-air fit of Tourette Syndrome could boost ratings. The show is on a seven second delay, however, but Rock could easily get around that by simply saying “F*&K” for eight seconds.

Boredom with the Oscars is why, this year, I decided to create my own awards program. I call it “The Bologna Awards”, and that’ll be the topic of tomorrows column at WorldNetDaily.

We return you now to your regularly scheduled Sunday.

Rate this post:

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (No Ratings Yet)
Loading ... Loading ...

| Print This Post Print This Post | 8 views | Other posts by Doug Powers

Possibly Related Posts:

  • ‘The Departed’ Gets Best Picture Oscar
  • ...
  • Snubbed is as snubbed does
  • ...
  • TOM GLENNON
  • ...
  • Monday’s shameless plug, Oscar edition
  • ...
  • A convenient Oscar
  • ...

    Stumble It!

    book mark “Oscar, Bologna, Bologna, Oscar” in del.icio.us | “Oscar, Bologna, Bologna, Oscar” to Slashdot.com | Submit “Oscar, Bologna, Bologna, Oscar” to Digg.com | Submit “Oscar, Bologna, Bologna, Oscar” to BoingBoing.net | Bookmark “Oscar, Bologna, Bologna, Oscar” in Furl | Bookmark “Oscar, Bologna, Bologna, Oscar” in Spurl | Bookmark “Oscar, Bologna, Bologna, Oscar” in Reddit | Bookmark “Oscar, Bologna, Bologna, Oscar” in Tailrank | Bookmark “Oscar, Bologna, Bologna, Oscar” in Newsvine | Bookmark “Oscar, Bologna, Bologna, Oscar” to Yahoo! | Bookmark “Oscar, Bologna, Bologna, Oscar” to Fark

    1 Comment »

    1. mic said,

      Re: Oscars

      Is Beyonce the only female voice in Hollywood?

      February 27, 2005 at 10:58 pm

    Leave a Comment

    You must be logged in to post a comment.

    Blogwonks: Free Wordpress Blog Hosting
    BLOGWONKS.com is a your online news and blogging partner. Just click here to sign up for your free WordPress blog. You can customize your blog to display the latest RSS postings from your favorite websites. You can keep a diary, upload images and media files, and even register visitors on your site. Sign up now! It's FREE!
    MND Opinion
    editor's bio | article rss | comments rss | itunes podcast | tos | privacy policy
    MensNEWSdaily®, mndnet.com, BlogWonks.com™, BlogWonk.com™, NewsWax.com™, YakVox.com™, DorkWatch.org™, CounterPulse.com™, JavaKing.com™ © 2001 - 2006 Java King, Inc.. Opinions found on this website are expressly those of the author(s) and do not necessarily reflect the opinion of this publication, its editorial staff or contributors. Words, graphics, audio, video, and all other content published on this domain must adhere to our Terms of Service . JAVA KING, INC AND ITS SUBSIDIARIES, ADVERTISERS, SPONSORS AND AFFILIATES, DISCLAIM ALL WARRANTIES, REPRESENTATIONS OR ENDORSEMENTS HEREIN EXPRESSED OR IMPLIED.
    Site Meter
    RETURN TO MENS NEWS DAILY
    counter