Student Arrested For Terroristic Threatening Says Incident A Misunderstanding

“Anytime zat you make any threat or zat you possess matter mit involving und school or function it iz der felony in der Peoples Republik uff Kentucky,” said Winchester Gestapo Oberfuhrer Stefen von Caudill.

GOD ALLMIGHTY!!!!!!!!! WHAT A BUNCH OF MORONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Round in the chamber!!!! BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And then the NAzi damn judge raises the bail on it!

Stupid, stupid, stupid, Stupid, STUPID!!!!!

This really strikes a nerve with me. I’m the kid, who, back in 5th grade, wrote the ghost story for my class in the accelerated program. It involved a house that was really an alien being, who enticed kids in, and ate them. In my story, he got 5 more. This was for our Hallowe’en creative writing assignment of “Write a ghost story.”

You’d have thought I shat in the classroom when I read it. And they never could answer my question of “If the monsters never win, why are people scared of them?”

This bunch needs to go.

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