Where in the HELL is Peter Funt? This has absolutely *GOT* to be a Candid Camera trick, designed specifically to find me flabbergasted.

I swear to God, some people are too stupid to live.

Okay - it seems that Dwight ‘Chimurenga’ Waller, a black candidate for city council and president of the Uhuru movement…

And what the fuck is a “Chimurenga” anyway? That doesn’t even sound African. It sounds like something I’d order at Taco Bell or something.

Anyway, this clown filed suit - in a fucking Federal Court, no less - claiming that his group could work to get black candidates nominated during primary elections…

There’s another thing. If I said I was working on getting “White” or “Indian” candidates nominated, I’d be a fucking racist. But back to the rant.

… And then during a general election - when everybody gets to vote - they get defeated…

Stop the presses again. So much for counting every vote.

And such a thing …

Oh God. Here it comes.

Is…

NO! DON’T SAY IT!!!!!!!!!!

…racist.

Well. We never saw THAT coming, did we?

Now. Here’s the kicker. Just go ahead and take your Rolaids right now. And put down your coke, coffee, or whatever you are drinking. If you ruin your monitor or keyboard with a spit-take, I cannot be responsible.

A white woman won the primary.

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL.

A black man, one Earnest Williams, is the incumbent.

BUT THAT ISN’T ALL, EITHER!

“Chimichanga” Waller isn’t going to do anything to help the black incumbent get re-elected.

You know, there are times when I really wish I had sound effects on this blog.

Two bullets. One to take him down, and a second to make sure he stays there. Yeah - you’re looking for Peter Funt too. See what I mean?

Like I say, I can’t make this up. I couldn’t PAY for material like this. Proof once more that the difference between reality and fiction is that fiction has to make sense.

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