Some “ Don’t Worry !” Resolutions
After much thought, and long hours of agonizing soul-searching –
(Oh, all right !)
After roughly 30 milliseconds of meditation, I have decided there are at least seven things I am NOT going to worry about in 2006.
1. UFOs and /or the threat of invasion by Wiolawa’s (Don’t ask !) Lizard People.
2. Whether the reunited lovers of Brokeback Mountain will find true happiness – or experience commitment issues.
3. The looming shadow of Zionist world domination .
4. Whether Janet Jackson will get the opportunity to have another “wardrobe mishap”.
5. Whether the NSA is monitoring this bit of Internet traffic.
6. The health,safety,well-being,and happiness of any Islamic militant, neo-Nazi, Klansman, Communist,or anti-American Copperhead -at large,or in custody.
7. Just about ANYTHING the Media says I should worry about.
Have you made your own “Don’t-worry-be happy !” list up yet ?
It’s much better – and more enjoyable – than those silly “resolutions” !
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