Oooh, I’m sooo scared!

2006-03-12
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Your friendly neighborhood scumbags at Al Qaeda are warning the United States of two operations it has planned which will bring us to our knees. Like anything Al Qaeda could do to us could make us capitulate.

The threat suggests the attack will be far greater in magnitude than Sept. 11, 2001, because following this one, “there will be no one to analyze and investigate, because the mind and the heart will be unable to comprehend it. … This will not be a single operation, but two; one bigger than the other, but we will begin with the big one and postpone the bigger one, in order to see [how] diligent the American people is [in preserving] its life. If it chooses life, [it must] carry out the demands of the Muslims, and if it chooses death, then we are its best perpetrators.”

The warning appeared in Arabic and in English.

“Do not put your hopes on Bush and his clan, they are incapable of protecting you, and if they think they are, let them foil or stop the two upcoming operations, and punish those who are responsible for them,” says the statement. “But if they could not identify and foil the devastating events coming your way, you must ask yourselves: How long will we continue allowing ourselves to be slaughtered with full advance knowledge of our fate?

“Let me now inform you why we opted to inform you about the two operations and your inability to stop them before they are carried out. The reason is simple: You cannot uncover or stop them except by letting them be carried out. Furthermore, the best you could do would be to accelerate the day of carrying out the operations. In other words, if we schedule the operation to take place tomorrow, the best you could do is to make it happen today.”

The spokesman claims the operations are inevitable – even if the specific plans are uncovered by authorities.

Hah hah, bring it on you subhuman pieces of garbage. Meanwhile, I wonder if this has something to do with the above story.

The FBI has warned stadium operators of a possible suicide bomb attack at sporting events — even though it cannot assess the credibility of a posting about the alleged threat on an extremist message board nor is it aware of any imminent threat.

Still, the FBI says the message is getting broad distribution on known extremist Websites, described as a cost-efficient way to kill thousands of Americans.

The alert comes as college basketball tournaments around the country are getting under way.

The Big East tournament is being held at Madison Square Garden in New York and stadium and local police said they had been notified of the warning.

There was no visible sign of enhanced security Friday night, and spectators seemed to be taking the warning in stride.

“We’re Americans and we’re going to continue living our lives the way we always do, not be intimidated by anything,” said a young man.

Another woman added, “After 9/11, we never let anything stop what we did. I mean, there’s no use. … Life’s short, enjoy it.”

No specific stadium or sport was named, but the Website posting described in detail how an attack should take place — involving blonde or black American Muslims who could hide explosive belts under winter clothing.

Well, that kind of an attack should be relatively easy to prevent by searching everybody coming into the stadium. So, it makes me wonder if this particular threat is real, or some kind of a head fake, or just a completely empty threat. But, if Al Qaeda really wants to piss us off, attacking us during the NCAA tournament would be a good way of doing it. It would do the exact opposite of bringing us to our knees.

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