Mother of Triplets Gives Birth to Quadruplets: Cervix Renamed “The Big Dig II”

Thursday, July 13, 2006
By Doug Powers

Three years ago, Angela Magdaleno gave birth to triplets. A few days ago, she had four more, giving her a total of nine children.

Two famous quotes came to mind when I read the story.

Dennis Miller: “It’s a vagina, not a clown car.”

Also, there’s the story of a woman who was appearing on Groucho Marx’s show “You Bet Your Life.” The woman said she had 27 children. The story goes that Groucho asked her why she had so many. The woman responded, “Well, because I love my children and I think that’s our purpose here on Earth, and I love my husband.”

Groucho supposedly shot back, “I love my cigar, too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.”

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