It always something of a compliment when the primates of the Deviant Left (not even your average Democrat would claims these clowns) decide to tell me what an ‘ass bag’ I am. After my last article “Worth the Hassle?” someone took great umbrage at my disclaimer ‘I’m not gay.’ I thought I was being lighthearted, they took great offense. When I had noted this crew on another website had posted my work and were ‘critiquing’ it I decided to have a bit of fun. To stop in and let them take a few good shots at me and engage in a little intellectual discourse with the naysayers. Sadly, as with most gatherings of the extreme left or right, intelligence was no where to be found.
One member of the monkey house posed the assertion that I thought ‘gay’ was ‘bad.’ To which I answered:
Hey… I’m a Libertarian… do what you want with your own life and body… but don’t ask me to pay the bills for someone else’s stupidity.
Want to a ride a motorcycle without a helmet? Go ahead… you’ll make a fine poster for ‘helmet safety’ as a cripple in a wheelchair…

Want to do lots of meth? Feel free to ruin your health…

Want to have anal sex? Hey… have fun with AIDS, syph, herpes, and the rest. The anus was design to push things ‘out’ not take them ‘in.’ Anal sex is very physically traumatic on the old ‘poop shoot.’

I stand by that: in America, you’re free to do what you want… you should also to be free to reap the consequences, good or fatal…

I stand by that: in America, you’re free to do what you want… you should also to be free to reap the consequences, good or fatal…
The open salvo of this 1800 word ++ invective went like this:
So let me get this straight, the libertarian homophobe, who is not a homophobe because he doesn’t object to homosexuals just “their” methods of sexual intercourse, thinks that anal sex is bad (and only performed by homosexuals, along with blowjobs, handjobs and having an intellect greater than that of a stunned moose) because it ups the insurance costs for heterosexuals?
And the profanity and insults in this rambling, insipid stupidity got only worse from there. At first the main question is ‘should any of this be taken seriously?’ The people who find this stuff entertaining, generally underachieving, basement dwelling leftwing miscreants, are awfully hard to respect. In many ways they remind me of a typical Jerry Springer audience with the old ‘woof woof woof’ cheer anytime someone tells someone else to do something anatomically impossible…
The fact is with zealots of any kind, their mind is decided (or twisted) on an issue and it is not going to change. A wise man once said ‘Avoid zealots- they are always subjective, generally humorless and usually vindictive.’ I wasted an hour trying to debate these folks because most everything was met with a hardy ‘f-ck you’ or some other vulgarity. So in the future when I visit the ape exhibit, I think I’ll take some bananas and just feed the primates.