Woman’s Breast Implant Deflected Shrapnel
Silicon implants offer unexpected protection during Hezbollah rocket attack
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August 16th, 2006 at 2:21 pm
I have been waiting for the first solid evidence that women ought to serve alongside men in ground combat units for some time now.
I expect that requests for breast implant procedures to soar as a result of this MSNBC story, as greater numbers of women hasten to provide themselves with potential shrapnel protection.
And based on the available evidence, noteworthy numbers of Southern Californian women sport built-in shrapnel-resistant protection, perhaps in anticipation of joining ground combat units…..;-)
August 17th, 2006 at 5:21 am
Bullet proof boobs, gotta be another advantage for the privilege princess to join the “nanny baby sitting service”. Bending over backwards to accommodate the screaming feminists, it’s really improved the services.
Now we have to employ an extra male for every female mechanic just to carry the “oh so heavy” toolbox.
What next….
“Extra hold” hair gel to reflect bullets ?
August 17th, 2006 at 6:02 am
That’s not all gentlemen!
I’ve heard of them stopping bullets and knives, saving their lives in auto accidents and plane crashes, etc.
So the next time any woman complains about them just tell them we’re only looking out for their well being.