Here is a quick rundown. Dr. Stephanie Studebaker is a leftist, feminist who was running for congress until last Sunday morning when her husband’s father called the police on his behalf. Here are the highlights of that call:
“This is Jim Studebaker. I’m in Union Ohio. I just got an emergency call from my son. Whose wife Stephanie is attacking him at the moment.” Studebaker then gives the couple’s address.
“There is a history of her breaking a rib once. She has a history of alcohol abuse and domestic violence.”
“She’s very physical.”
“He called me…(unintelligible)..She was attacking him and I didn’t think he would be able to get on the phone to you. He asked us to call you.”
“Send someone to go right away because she is extremely violent.”
Here is the audio from this call and here is the audio from Stephanie’s call which she made a minute later. A little information about Stephanie and Samuel puts this in perspective. She is 46 and he is 39. If you look at the photos from the mug shots you will see that Samuel looks like a typical mangina. The fact that he married a woman who is at least six years older than him and, according to his father, Stephanie has beat him in the past is a sign of a man who weak and subservient to his wife. You couldn’t script a better liberal couple. In fact, I am surprised she took his name but she probably didn’t want to emasculate him that much.
As you might have suspected, Stephanie has ended her run for congress. If only Sam Samuel, guys like that always insist you don’t shorten their names, could have kept his mouth shut he wouldn’t have ended his wife’s political career. Is their a lesson to this story. A great philosopher once said:
Well a hard headed woman,
A soft hearted man
Been the cause of trouble
Ever since the world began.
We certainly wish them well. Stephanie needs AA and Samuel needs to grow a pair.
