The Rogue Jew Would Like To Toast Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad (Rogue Jew Style)
 Being that the spineless schmuck from Iran ruined all of our apocolyptic hopes for August 22nd, I remembered a toast that comedian John Valby had made to Islamic Terror leader Osama bin Laden and gave it a classic Rogue Jew twist and tweak. I hope John Valby forgives me and I hope you all enjoy what I have done.Â
Here’s to Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad that towelheaded scum, may the US blast his ass to kingdom come.
He’s a bagless wonder that lives in a cave,
may U.S. Marines piss Jack Daniels on that cocksucker’s grave.
Mahmoud being a chickenshit faggot lives off camel
turds with a topping of maggot, Ahmadinejad doesn’t think
we have the gusto come and blow off his islamic nuts!
We will eat all his hummus and drink all his tea, and screw every princess in Tehran. We’ll cut off his balls and split his bag, then wipe our asses on his Iranian flag.
We will walk in his palace and shit on his floor, and hang Old Glory right over his door. We’ll nuke his cities and shit on the streets, and piss on every Iranian Shiite we meet.
We will darken his honor and shorten his joy, and show him the spirit of this American Jew boy. From the Land of the Free and the home of hte brave, we will march into Teharan and shit on his grave
But now America is all done with his crap,
so let’s just nuke the fuckers right off of the map.
So here’s to Mahmoud that son-of-a-bitch,
may his pecker fall off with the seven year itch.
May they beat on his balls with a big brass hammer,
till his asshole starts whistling The Star-Spangled Banner.
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August 23rd, 2006 at 6:43 am
I really feel that this should be put on a Hallmark card!!!
August 23rd, 2006 at 11:33 am
Hopefully, you’ll be posting this poem to Mahmoud Ahmadinejad’s blog?
August 23rd, 2006 at 6:37 pm
I posted this poem as a comment on the Iranian President’s Blog this evening. I hope he chokes on a fig when and if he reads it. I even left my return email address just in case the putz decides to respond.
August 29th, 2006 at 10:41 pm
Wow, how articulate. What a demonstration of linguistic power. I’m going to petition the president to declare you the poet laureate of the nation.
What a fucktard, this blog is the internet version of a truck-stop toilet door. The new generation of thought and wit? The only wit you are starts with Fuck.
Normally I don’t engage in ad-hominem with conservatives as it is the only means of debate you know how to employ, but seeing the contents of your dribblings, I think they should issue licenses to blog to prevent losers like you from polluting ‘the tubes’ with your inane nonsensical rantings.
But now that I think about it, if there weren’t sites like this for rednecks to amuse themselves on, they’d probably be raping their daughters and burying them underneath the trailer. In this case, perhaps you’re performing a public service.