Nicole Brown Simpson and Ronald Goldman: Debunking the Murder Myth

Sunday, October 22, 2006
By Denise Noe

The long public ordeal of OJ Simpson, football hero, sports commentator, actor, and all-around great guy, should have ended after a wise and careful jury has acquitted him of murdering his ex-wife Nicole Brown Simpson and her friend Ronald Goldman.

But his victory may prove illusory if OJ keeps his vow to “spend the rest of my life trying to find the real killer or killers of my wife and Mr. Goldman.”

This writer has uncovered data suggesting that such a search would only be a waste of time. There are no unsuspected “real killers” out there to be found!

This comes as shocking news to OJ Simpson as well as to the befuddled masses, many of whom continue to ask: “If Simpson didn’t murder them, then who did?” The general public has been deluded by the same “rush to judgment” which victimized the Juice.

This author holds that the murder hypothesis was premature and that there is another, more plausible, explanation for the two deaths.

Nicole Brown Simpson and Ronald Goldman died in a double suicide.

Possibly because she felt guilty over the many wrongs she had perpetrated against America’s most famous “battered husband,” Nicole took her own life. Investigators were misled by the violence of her death — that her throat was slashed so deeply as to almost decapitate her — into thinking she was killed by another.

This is easily explained. Nicole Brown Simpson was a woman. She was in the grips of Pre-Menstrual Syndrome when she struck the fatal series of blows to her throat. It is common knowledge that women are capable of virtually ANYTHING when PMS strikes.

Mr. Goldman expected to return a pair eyeglasses to Ms. Simpson but, when he saw the dead Nicole, believed he had made a trip for nothing and slashed himself to death in a fit of frustration. Certainly he overreacted, but this, too, is easily explained. Ronald Goldman was a man. The effects of testosterone can lead them to do ANYTHING.

I hope this article will convince OJ Simpson to abandon his pointless pursuit of the “real killers” and get on with the lucrative future ahead of him as professional interviewee, inspirational writer, and autobiographer.

But, after reviewing the history of this tragedy, it seems at least possible to this writer that that is exactly what OJ plans to do anyway. Perhaps his vow to “find the real killers” was a fib to protect his late, beloved ex-wife from the opprobrium attached to suicide.

We know that the Juice is capable of such heroism. When police were summoned to the Simpson home in 1989 because of a domestic squabble OJ “took the heat,” valiantly enduring probation, community service, and telephone counseling to protect the family’s “privacy.”

He has said that he would have “stepped in front of a bullet” for Nicole’s sake. So perhaps it is not too far-fetched to think that the innocent OJ endured the trial to protect the dead woman’s reputation. Indeed, it seems at least conceivable that OJ Simpson has known the truth about the deaths of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ronald Goldman all along — and kept it to himself. What a man!

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5 Responses to “Nicole Brown Simpson and Ronald Goldman: Debunking the Murder Myth”

  1. 1
    CaptDMO Says:

    The ordeal of OJ Simpson ended. A jury acquitted him of murdering Nicole Simpson and Ronald Goldman.
    Case closed!
    Move along!
    *sheesh*

  2. 2
    Patriot Says:

    If you are actually serious this is a bunch of hogwash. Both bodies were completely mutilated. Goldman was practically split wide-open. The bodies were dragged around and then stabbed a couple more times in a second location about 15 ft from the first.

    If this was a suicide each cut would have been instant death for each participant and they would not have been able to inflict the additional injuries to themselves.

    There are so many other ways to attack this theory, but the point is made.

    Also, could we please not bring this annoying subject up again. The Juice is Toast.

  3. 3
    grizzlieantagonist Says:

    *****If you are actually serious this is a bunch of hogwash.*****

    Lighten up, Patriot.

  4. 4
    grizzlieantagonist Says:

    “There were no Borden Murders! Both the Victims of 13 Years Ago Died of Excessive Heat!”

    – Fall River Globe, August 4, 1905

  5. 5
    Ray Blumhorst Says:

    IMO, the jury in the O.J. criminal trial failed in their assessment of the DNA evidence. As I recall the use of DNA evidence in criminal trials was still relatively new at the time O.J.’s criminal trial took place. Perhaps the pedantic technical jargon was just too overwhelming for the jury. The author failed to mention that O.J. was subsequently found guilty of murdering the two victims in the civil trial, where a lower level of proof was required, and the jury of O.J.’s peers was of a different racial and cultural make up.

    The tone of this article is IMO, insulting to the two victims and to all the innocent men who have been witch hunted for domestic violence after gender feminists used the double murders of Ron Goldman and Nicole Simpson, and the O.J. trial, as a “cause celeb” to push their man-hating, gender feminist, domestic violence agenda.

    The author’s comment (below), seems to cast aspersions on all battered husbands.

    “Nicole Brown Simpson and Ronald Goldman died in a double suicide.

    Possibly because she felt guilty over the many wrongs she had perpetrated against America’s most famous “battered husband,”

    Personally, the article impressed me more as some sarcastic rant you might find on some gender feminist blog, that routinely hurls insults at men and battered husbands, than a credible piece of writing.

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