Paul McCartney has offered Heather Mills $ 50 million for custody of their daughter: report

Paying $50 million to keep your child sounds a lot like kidnapping and extortion, but we prefer to call it family law. It’s only called “kidnapping” if no lawyers get a cut of the take.

Children are getting very expensive if you are male, want to remain a father, and marry an (aspiring?) overpriced whore. But hey, if it weren’t like this, half the lawyers and judges would be out of business, and we can’t have that now can we?

So, we’ll just keep doing this to children, and we have Bar Associations to make sure of it. After all, in a “free country” these days, it’s more important that a lawyer or a judge has a new Mercedes than a child has a father.

Paying $50 million to keep your child sounds a lot like kidnapping and extortion, but we prefer to call it family law. It’s only called “kidnapping” if no lawyers get a cut of the take.

Children are getting very expensive if you are male, want to remain a father, and marry an (aspiring?) overpriced whore. But hey, if it weren’t like this, half the lawyers and judges would be out of business, and we can’t have that now can we?

So, we’ll just keep doing this to children, and we have Bar Associations to make sure of it. After all, in a “free country” these days, it’s more important that a lawyer or a judge has a new Mercedes than a child has a father.

Problem X. Solution Y. Cost $50mil. I have a cheaper solution. Lets call it Z.

Problem X. Solution Y. Cost $50mil. I have a cheaper solution. Lets call it Z.

Now where would he get an awful idea like that! Women don’t do horible things like alienating fathers from their children! A mother’s love knows no bounds! A monther will always do what is best for the child! A mother knows that HER child needs a ATM.. er father in their life…..

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Now where would he get an awful idea like that! Women don’t do horible things like alienating fathers from their children! A mother’s love knows no bounds! A monther will always do what is best for the child! A mother knows that HER child needs a ATM.. er father in their life…..

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But, but, parental alienation doesn’t happen! NOW told us so!

But, but, parental alienation doesn’t happen! NOW told us so!

Welcome to the real world, Sir Paul — the world where mothers are universally virtuous victims, and fathers are always abusers, or deadbeats, or both.

Welcome to the real world, Sir Paul — the world where mothers are universally virtuous victims, and fathers are always abusers, or deadbeats, or both.