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George W. Bush’s Head Suffers $25,000 In Damages

2006-11-13
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President Bush has been vilified and demonized by everyone from Hugo Chavez to Nancy Pelosi. On Election Day the American voters gave Bush and his Republican party a thumpin’ that will render him a lame duck for the final two years of his term.

To add insult to injury Bush’s head suffered about $25,000 in damages when he was angrily shoved to the ground a day before last week’s elections.

Fortunately, the real Bush in intact, but his wax likeness at Madame Tussaud’s celebrity waxworks in Las Vegas is in for major repairs.

If the flesh and blood Bush head was damaged, the bill wouldn’t be that high. How much can it cost to fill it up with air again?  

From reviewjournal.com:

“No one’s pushed one over before,” said Jack Taylor, spokesman for the tourist attraction.

Bush has needed repairs a number of times, mostly from having his nose pinched, Taylor added.

“This was the most damage” to one of the wax figures, he said. “People are always touching them, but this was pretty rare.”

The real George W. Bush should spend the remainder of his term at his Texas ranch and be replaced by the wax dummy. Nobody would notice the difference — the genuine Bush has been rendered as ineffectual as a wax creation.

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  • Hal

    Chavez and Pelosi. You forgot Ortega, and Ahmadinejad. They’re Democrats too. And you’re an idiot.

  • Hal

    Chavez and Pelosi. You forgot Ortega, and Ahmadinejad. They’re Democrats too. And you’re an idiot.

  • Patriot

    Why didn’t you name people in your opening statement that are different from one another?

    Hugo Chavez and Nancy Pelosi are practically the same person.

    I deffinitely agree with you on the air comment though. He would never be where he is now if his Dad hadn’t been a powerful man.

  • Patriot

    Why didn’t you name people in your opening statement that are different from one another?

    Hugo Chavez and Nancy Pelosi are practically the same person.

    I deffinitely agree with you on the air comment though. He would never be where he is now if his Dad hadn’t been a powerful man.

  • bodisartha

    RPR,

    Don’t you have a liberal blog you can go post this nonsense on?

  • bodisartha

    RPR,

    Don’t you have a liberal blog you can go post this nonsense on?

  • radio relay

    Guess you wouldn’t be chortling, if it had been one of your heros like Mao, or Stalin… or Osama

  • radio relay

    Guess you wouldn’t be chortling, if it had been one of your heros like Mao, or Stalin… or Osama







Right.

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