O. J. Simpson: If I Did It, Here’s How It Happened

2006-11-16
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If you look up the word “chutzpuh” in the dictionary, you will see a mug shot of O.J. Simpson. The former gridiron star is taking time out from the golf links, where for over a decade he has been looking for the “real” killers of his ex-wife Nicole Brown Simpson and her friend Ronald Goldman.

Simpson is busy promoting his new book “If I Did It, Here’s How It Happened”. Simpson he claims it’s a ”hypothetical” account of the murders of his ex-wife and Goldman. Before he is executed for genocide I hope Saddam doesn’t pen a book entitled: “I didn’t massacre Kurds, But If I Did It, Here’s How it Happened.”

“O.J. Simpson, in his own words, tells for the first time how he would have committed the murders if he were the one responsible for the crimes,” Fox said in a press release.

You would think that no responsible media outlet would give Simpson the time of day, but Fox is giving this murderer two nights of primetime to hawk his book. He won’t be interviewed by a hard-hitting investigative journalist, but by his book publisher. I feel like I’ve fallen into a rabbit hole, and nothing will ever make sense again.

I’m not saying when this travesty will air, because I don’t want anyone to watch it. I’m hoping that so many people will complain, that Fox executives will change their minds about broadcasting this abortion.

Why in the name of everything that is decent, holy and upright, is Fox giving this cretin a showcase to taunt the Brown and Goldman families? Hasn’t Simpson done enough damage to last several lifetimes? Not only has Simpson murdered two persons, but he divided this country along racial lines. I bet even his lawyer, Johnny Cochran, is turning over in his grave.

If this special gets high ratings, I will move to the dark side of the moon. I expect network officials not to have any humanity, but I still hold out some hope for my fellow Americans. I plead with my readers: Please do not watch this abomination!

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  • http://mensnewsdaily.com/author/mike-lasalle Mike LaSalle

    I agree, Robert. This is fake news, and it’s taudry journalism. Plumbing the depth’s of O.J.’s psyche isn’t good for anyone except O.J.. It’s grotesque.

  • http://mensnewsdaily.com/author/mike-lasalle Mike LaSalle

    I agree, Robert. This is fake news, and it’s taudry journalism. Plumbing the depth’s of O.J.’s psyche isn’t good for anyone except O.J.. It’s grotesque.

  • http://mensnewsdaily.com/author/mike-lasalle Mike LaSalle

    I agree, Robert. This is fake news, and it’s taudry journalism. Plumbing the depth’s of O.J.’s psyche isn’t good for anyone except O.J.. It’s grotesque.

  • Doug Powers

    My guess is that the ratings will be abysmal. We already know how he did it, and nobody wants to hear how else he would have done it if he could have killed them twice.

    You have to be in awe of a psyche that thinks it can endear itself to the public and prove its innocence by saying “I didn’t kill them, because I would have shot ‘em instead of using a knife.”

  • Doug Powers

    My guess is that the ratings will be abysmal. We already know how he did it, and nobody wants to hear how else he would have done it if he could have killed them twice.

    You have to be in awe of a psyche that thinks it can endear itself to the public and prove its innocence by saying “I didn’t kill them, because I would have shot ‘em instead of using a knife.”

  • Doug Powers

    My guess is that the ratings will be abysmal. We already know how he did it, and nobody wants to hear how else he would have done it if he could have killed them twice.

    You have to be in awe of a psyche that thinks it can endear itself to the public and prove its innocence by saying “I didn’t kill them, because I would have shot ‘em instead of using a knife.”

  • Toubrouk

    The idea of writting a book on the subject of “If I had Killed her, I would had done it better” by O.J. is ridiculous at best.

    By itsef, it’s a stupid “Dint done it” defense a guilty guy would pull off in the hope of dodging the bullet. OF COURSE, we always can do better after we learned how our actions went…

    In the same type of crap, I had the displeasure of reading the book co-written by teacher Mary Kay Letourneau and her 12 years-old lover Vili Fualaau. It’s a beautifull pile of “We are so vain that we will put the blame on everybody else” compressed in a book. Even if it’s banned in the U.S., I can assure you that you all miss nothing.

    Can O.J. just crawl back in the hole he was for the last few years and stay there?

  • Toubrouk

    The idea of writting a book on the subject of “If I had Killed her, I would had done it better” by O.J. is ridiculous at best.

    By itsef, it’s a stupid “Dint done it” defense a guilty guy would pull off in the hope of dodging the bullet. OF COURSE, we always can do better after we learned how our actions went…

    In the same type of crap, I had the displeasure of reading the book co-written by teacher Mary Kay Letourneau and her 12 years-old lover Vili Fualaau. It’s a beautifull pile of “We are so vain that we will put the blame on everybody else” compressed in a book. Even if it’s banned in the U.S., I can assure you that you all miss nothing.

    Can O.J. just crawl back in the hole he was for the last few years and stay there?

  • Toubrouk

    The idea of writting a book on the subject of “If I had Killed her, I would had done it better” by O.J. is ridiculous at best.

    By itsef, it’s a stupid “Dint done it” defense a guilty guy would pull off in the hope of dodging the bullet. OF COURSE, we always can do better after we learned how our actions went…

    In the same type of crap, I had the displeasure of reading the book co-written by teacher Mary Kay Letourneau and her 12 years-old lover Vili Fualaau. It’s a beautifull pile of “We are so vain that we will put the blame on everybody else” compressed in a book. Even if it’s banned in the U.S., I can assure you that you all miss nothing.

    Can O.J. just crawl back in the hole he was for the last few years and stay there?

  • http://www.antipeonage.0catch.com Roger Knight

    The neat thing about freedom of speech is if you don’t like what’s on TV, change the channel or turn it OFF! I don’t have time to read all of the books that are out there, so I can choose not to read OJ’s or MKL’s book.
    Toubrouk, you actually read MKL’s book?
    Here in Seattle we were treated to local news coverage of MKL’s wedding to Silly Vili the Teacher’s Pet! (He likes older women) They were having the kind of “newsgasm” we see when the Green River Killer pleads guilty or 3 inches of snow actually falls in Seattle and 6 inches everywhere else in Western Washington.
    I know this because it was on all of the big screen TV’s at a store I was in. Fortunately I escaped with my purchase into the blessed relief of wind and rain!

  • http://www.antipeonage.0catch.com Roger Knight

    The neat thing about freedom of speech is if you don’t like what’s on TV, change the channel or turn it OFF! I don’t have time to read all of the books that are out there, so I can choose not to read OJ’s or MKL’s book.
    Toubrouk, you actually read MKL’s book?
    Here in Seattle we were treated to local news coverage of MKL’s wedding to Silly Vili the Teacher’s Pet! (He likes older women) They were having the kind of “newsgasm” we see when the Green River Killer pleads guilty or 3 inches of snow actually falls in Seattle and 6 inches everywhere else in Western Washington.
    I know this because it was on all of the big screen TV’s at a store I was in. Fortunately I escaped with my purchase into the blessed relief of wind and rain!

  • http://www.antipeonage.0catch.com Roger Knight

    The neat thing about freedom of speech is if you don’t like what’s on TV, change the channel or turn it OFF! I don’t have time to read all of the books that are out there, so I can choose not to read OJ’s or MKL’s book.
    Toubrouk, you actually read MKL’s book?
    Here in Seattle we were treated to local news coverage of MKL’s wedding to Silly Vili the Teacher’s Pet! (He likes older women) They were having the kind of “newsgasm” we see when the Green River Killer pleads guilty or 3 inches of snow actually falls in Seattle and 6 inches everywhere else in Western Washington.
    I know this because it was on all of the big screen TV’s at a store I was in. Fortunately I escaped with my purchase into the blessed relief of wind and rain!

  • Toubrouk

    Yup Roger Knight, I read the darn book cover to cover.

    This is someting about me: when I hate something or someone, I learn everything I can about them. In the case of MKL, I found the book in a recycling bin so it costed me nothing. By itself, the text is soaked with narcisism, one common trait with pedophiles. Very instructive.

    As far as O.J. goes, I don’t plan of spending a dime on that guy, period.

  • Toubrouk

    Yup Roger Knight, I read the darn book cover to cover.

    This is someting about me: when I hate something or someone, I learn everything I can about them. In the case of MKL, I found the book in a recycling bin so it costed me nothing. By itself, the text is soaked with narcisism, one common trait with pedophiles. Very instructive.

    As far as O.J. goes, I don’t plan of spending a dime on that guy, period.

  • Toubrouk

    Yup Roger Knight, I read the darn book cover to cover.

    This is someting about me: when I hate something or someone, I learn everything I can about them. In the case of MKL, I found the book in a recycling bin so it costed me nothing. By itself, the text is soaked with narcisism, one common trait with pedophiles. Very instructive.

    As far as O.J. goes, I don’t plan of spending a dime on that guy, period.

  • http://www.antipeonage.0catch.com Roger Knight

    Toubrouk, I think you need to go into rehab! Go through the 12 step process and the whole 9 yards to get over your addiction to crummy books by crooks.
    It is unhealthy, you know. Can ruin your life! Next thing you know you will be diving through recycling bins to get another fix for your habit! You haven’t been reading children’s books by Tookie Willims, have you? Please tell me you haven’t! And then there is the new maritime book by Scott Peterson, “Wind and Tide Currents in San Francisco Bay”

  • http://www.antipeonage.0catch.com Roger Knight

    Toubrouk, I think you need to go into rehab! Go through the 12 step process and the whole 9 yards to get over your addiction to crummy books by crooks.
    It is unhealthy, you know. Can ruin your life! Next thing you know you will be diving through recycling bins to get another fix for your habit! You haven’t been reading children’s books by Tookie Willims, have you? Please tell me you haven’t! And then there is the new maritime book by Scott Peterson, “Wind and Tide Currents in San Francisco Bay”

  • http://www.antipeonage.0catch.com Roger Knight

    Toubrouk, I think you need to go into rehab! Go through the 12 step process and the whole 9 yards to get over your addiction to crummy books by crooks.
    It is unhealthy, you know. Can ruin your life! Next thing you know you will be diving through recycling bins to get another fix for your habit! You haven’t been reading children’s books by Tookie Willims, have you? Please tell me you haven’t! And then there is the new maritime book by Scott Peterson, “Wind and Tide Currents in San Francisco Bay”

  • Toubrouk

    Roger, You really make me feel like a wino looking for alcohol leftovers in garbage cans! :D

    Yes, I know it sound psychotic but when I hate, I hate a lot. The psychotic story of MKL was peddled by the Mass-Media as a poor “Romeo&Juliet” feminist wet-dream. Yes, we can always turn the TV off but dimwits will still believe that crap.

    This is what I really hate; the desecration of the common sense. As some blogger once said “Being Bukkake By Stupid”. During that mess, many persons I know took side with MKL claiming that her love was “too pure” to be called abuse. Of course, if she was a male teacher and th victim was a 12 years-old girl, I bet their opinion would be to castrate the bastard.

    So, yeah, I read that book. Now that I know all the excuses she used, I would be able to spot that crap in the future.

  • Toubrouk

    Roger, You really make me feel like a wino looking for alcohol leftovers in garbage cans! :D

    Yes, I know it sound psychotic but when I hate, I hate a lot. The psychotic story of MKL was peddled by the Mass-Media as a poor “Romeo&Juliet” feminist wet-dream. Yes, we can always turn the TV off but dimwits will still believe that crap.

    This is what I really hate; the desecration of the common sense. As some blogger once said “Being Bukkake By Stupid”. During that mess, many persons I know took side with MKL claiming that her love was “too pure” to be called abuse. Of course, if she was a male teacher and th victim was a 12 years-old girl, I bet their opinion would be to castrate the bastard.

    So, yeah, I read that book. Now that I know all the excuses she used, I would be able to spot that crap in the future.

  • Toubrouk

    Roger, You really make me feel like a wino looking for alcohol leftovers in garbage cans! :D

    Yes, I know it sound psychotic but when I hate, I hate a lot. The psychotic story of MKL was peddled by the Mass-Media as a poor “Romeo&Juliet” feminist wet-dream. Yes, we can always turn the TV off but dimwits will still believe that crap.

    This is what I really hate; the desecration of the common sense. As some blogger once said “Being Bukkake By Stupid”. During that mess, many persons I know took side with MKL claiming that her love was “too pure” to be called abuse. Of course, if she was a male teacher and th victim was a 12 years-old girl, I bet their opinion would be to castrate the bastard.

    So, yeah, I read that book. Now that I know all the excuses she used, I would be able to spot that crap in the future.






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