Tired Of Chores, Girl Fakes Abduction, Police Say

2006-11-29
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A 12-year-old Indiana girl set fire to her mother’s bed, then stole her car to fake an abduction, police said.

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  • http://lovability.org amfortas

    Just where did this 12 y/o get such ideas? False accusation of abduction (by a wicked man of course); setting fire to a bed while someone was sleeping in it? I will really have to think hard. Hmmmmm. Oh yes, of course. Standard woman stuff. Got it off Oprah, Springer, Duh!ctor Phil. My goodness they learn early. What a precocious child. A future model for others and a fortune on the lecture and book circuit coming up. And what a conundrum for the authorities. They can hardly blame the mother now can they. Mothers are perfect. So hard pressed, exhausted from all the chore planning and no man to tell to do them. So, where’s the dad? Must be his fault. The authority’s plan? “Get ‘im”!

  • http://lovability.org amfortas

    Just where did this 12 y/o get such ideas? False accusation of abduction (by a wicked man of course); setting fire to a bed while someone was sleeping in it? I will really have to think hard. Hmmmmm. Oh yes, of course. Standard woman stuff. Got it off Oprah, Springer, Duh!ctor Phil. My goodness they learn early. What a precocious child. A future model for others and a fortune on the lecture and book circuit coming up. And what a conundrum for the authorities. They can hardly blame the mother now can they. Mothers are perfect. So hard pressed, exhausted from all the chore planning and no man to tell to do them. So, where’s the dad? Must be his fault. The authority’s plan? “Get ‘im”!

  • http://lovability.org amfortas

    Just where did this 12 y/o get such ideas? False accusation of abduction (by a wicked man of course); setting fire to a bed while someone was sleeping in it? I will really have to think hard. Hmmmmm. Oh yes, of course. Standard woman stuff. Got it off Oprah, Springer, Duh!ctor Phil. My goodness they learn early. What a precocious child. A future model for others and a fortune on the lecture and book circuit coming up. And what a conundrum for the authorities. They can hardly blame the mother now can they. Mothers are perfect. So hard pressed, exhausted from all the chore planning and no man to tell to do them. So, where’s the dad? Must be his fault. The authority’s plan? “Get ‘im”!






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