Top Ten Reasons Britney Spears Stopped Wearing Underwear
10.  Doesn’t every girl once she becomes a friend of Paris Hilton?
 9. Lindsay Lohan told Britney that if she didn’t air out her bikini wax it would melt.
 8. Britney just joined the PTA: Panty-less Tramps Association.
 6. What girl wouldn’t stop wearing panties if she developed carpal tunnel syndrome from taking them off every time she’s introduced to a new guy?    ÂÂÂ
  5. Britney got tired of guys asking to keep her thongs as a souvenir. Now the only souvenir they will get is an STD.
 4. K-Fed stole all her underwear and is selling them on E-Bay.
 3. In the trailer park where Britney grew up panties were only for stuck-up girls.
 2. No underwear! No Class! The two things go together.
 1. She’s a freakin’ slut, what do you expect?

