Top Ten Reasons Britney Spears Stopped Wearing Underwear
Top Ten Reasons Britney Spears Stopped Wearing Underwear
10.  Doesn’t every girl once she becomes a friend of Paris Hilton?
 9. Lindsay Lohan told Britney that if she didn’t air out her bikini wax it would melt.
 8. Britney just joined the PTA: Panty-less Tramps Association.
 6. What girl wouldn’t stop wearing panties if she developed carpal tunnel syndrome from taking them off every time she’s introduced to a new guy?    Â
  5. Britney got tired of guys asking to keep her thongs as a souvenir. Now the only souvenir they will get is an STD.
 4. K-Fed stole all her underwear and is selling them on E-Bay.
 3. In the trailer park where Britney grew up panties were only for stuck-up girls.
 2. No underwear! No Class! The two things go together.
 1. She’s a freakin’ slut, what do you expect?
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December 2nd, 2006 at 12:43 am
You know, she was once someone’s little girl, full of potential and a sweetie. What a shame that she has turned herself into an object of derision.
December 2nd, 2006 at 1:04 am
Now she is setting a horrid example for little girls, that’s why I mock her without mercy.
December 2nd, 2006 at 3:16 am
It is sad when the worst behaviour becomes the norm.
December 2nd, 2006 at 7:00 am
Well Robert…. You and I may not agree on alot of things, but THIS is something that we can totally agree upon.
This skank is sending a bad message to young girls. As a matter of fact, to young boys as well, if you think about it.
TMOTS
December 2nd, 2006 at 10:42 am
She is the result of the national fame/celebrity addiction. As adults we have to marginalize and ostracize this behavior to our children. The adults of this national must mature or suffer the Britney and K-feds of the world.
December 2nd, 2006 at 11:15 am
I once held Britney Spears up as an example of something my daughter could achieve in life if she really wanted, especially after listening to my daughter sing. Now that the police state we lived in has decided that some really sleazy lawyers need new cars more than my children need a father, I can only hope my daughter has forgotten that advice since Britney has turned out to be such a major disappointment as a role model.
December 2nd, 2006 at 12:02 pm
Hey, why spend money on a piercing if you’re not going to show it off?
December 2nd, 2006 at 1:33 pm
This is what happend when you got too much fame and money while being too young. Do Britney got any moral compas at all? I can’t imagine how she will feel when her own children will see those pictures in 15-20 years…
Oh well, another piece of crap peddled by the mass-media.
December 2nd, 2006 at 8:26 pm
My daughters would never be without their panties.
Of course, they are captives in a Guatemalan nunnery (where panties are rationed)far away from the corruption of western raunch mall capitalism.
Where every “good girl” belongs.
December 4th, 2006 at 9:35 am
She should reserve her pantyless days to days that she is at a nude beach. But, since photographers are probably not allowed there…hmmm.
I wonder who the next wax flasher will be? And, will they be arrested like you or I would be if we exposed our genitals in public?
December 4th, 2006 at 2:25 pm
I see that the comments were unanimous in blaming Britney, which absolved the men from any responsibility in the matter. Women do things in estremis and they know it. The purpose of patriarchy is to protect women from their own excess due to their responsive natures; not to subjugate them.
Debauchery as we seee in the media and feminisem are all symtoms of a society in which men do not exercise their natural authority.
Don’t be too hard on Britney; you might find your daughters and granddaughters doing the same thing.
December 5th, 2006 at 7:34 am
Toubrouk said,
This is what happend when you got too much fame and money while being too young. Do Britney got any moral compas at all? I can’t imagine how she will feel when her own children will see those pictures in 15-20 years…
Toubrouk, unfortunately her kids will most likely see those pics in 8 or 9 years. Kids grow up on the Internet, too bad that Britney’s kids will soon discover what a hoochie they have for a mother.
July 15th, 2009 at 4:19 pm
I love when how girls, women go without wearing underwear. It’s a very big turn on for some of us. I think she should go without underwear forever. Not everyone wears underwear. Plus nobody really needs to wear underwer for any reason at all. I don’t wear underwear at all and I woulden’t dres any other way. I love it and will always go without any underwear. It’s perfectly fine; and there are pleanty of people who dress without ever wearing underwear.