Britney Spears Explains Her Vagina-Flashing Binge

2006-12-08
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Britney Spears did not release an album, act in a movie, or tour in 2006, but she still managed to top Yahoo’s 2006 list of most searched subjects.

Everything the pop diva does receives maximum exposure; if she sneezes the photographers will be there to capture the magic moment.

So when Britney recently flashed her genitals at the paparazzi on several occasions, she knew very well that it would be big news.

Britney finally publicly commented on her vagina-flashing binge. Did Britney apologize for abandoning her two infants to the care of a nanny while she flashed her nether regions in the wee hours of the night? Did she express regret for setting a bad example for her legions of teenage fans?

No, the shameless whore made a joke out of it, posting this message on her Web site:

It’s been so long since I’ve been out on the town with friends. It’s also been two years since I’ve even celebrated my birthday. Every move I make at this point has been magnified more than I expected, and I probably did take my new found freedom a little too far. Anyway, thank God for Victoria’s Secrets’ new underwear line! I look forward to a new year, new music and a new me.”

For the sake of her many young and impressionable fans, I hope that the new Britney is not a publicity loving skank. When her next marriage ends in divorce, what is she going to do for an encore? Urinate in public? I wouldn’t put anything past the wretched whore.

Tip for Britney: It’s been even longer since you released a decent album. Why don’t you hire a vocal coach, and concentrate on your music?

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  • lumaj

    Mr. Reyes, I would love to think that Britney holds that much sway over her minions, however I don’t think they are minions at all, I think she is a product of her enviroment and a purveyor of that environment.

    To wit, she is the product and not the cause. Be afraid, be very afraid!

    Her mother and father need a good slap, and so do alot of others out there. I am glad to see someone else other than the christian right is affended by her displays, it’s about time you all showed up, we were getting tired of carrying the mantal alone.

  • lumaj

    Mr. Reyes, I would love to think that Britney holds that much sway over her minions, however I don’t think they are minions at all, I think she is a product of her enviroment and a purveyor of that environment.

    To wit, she is the product and not the cause. Be afraid, be very afraid!

    Her mother and father need a good slap, and so do alot of others out there. I am glad to see someone else other than the christian right is affended by her displays, it’s about time you all showed up, we were getting tired of carrying the mantal alone.

  • Robert Paul Reyes

    Lumaj, that is a very scary perspective. I am very afraid.

  • Robert Paul Reyes

    Lumaj, that is a very scary perspective. I am very afraid.

  • http://lovability.org amfortas

    I had one of her friends, well co-minions, send her a pair of pants, poor girl. There were plenty to spare. Apparantly her friend sells her used ones on ebay. Such a generous generation, our young women.

  • http://lovability.org amfortas

    I had one of her friends, well co-minions, send her a pair of pants, poor girl. There were plenty to spare. Apparantly her friend sells her used ones on ebay. Such a generous generation, our young women.

  • TheRanger

    Well, showing off her genitalia is Britney Spears one and only true talent. I wonder if this tramp and her fellow no-talent tramps like Paris Hilton even realize a war is going on with Americans dying? If they do, I wonder if they even care? This is one reason I got out of the Army, Americans like these cretins just aren’t worth fighting and dying for.

  • TheRanger

    Well, showing off her genitalia is Britney Spears one and only true talent. I wonder if this tramp and her fellow no-talent tramps like Paris Hilton even realize a war is going on with Americans dying? If they do, I wonder if they even care? This is one reason I got out of the Army, Americans like these cretins just aren’t worth fighting and dying for.

  • KVolz

    I think that women (and I’m using the term “women” loosely) like her are in their own little world! She is too rich and famous to exist in ours! I doubt she even thinks much of anything outside of her own existence.

  • KVolz

    I think that women (and I’m using the term “women” loosely) like her are in their own little world! She is too rich and famous to exist in ours! I doubt she even thinks much of anything outside of her own existence.






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