Pop Star Mariah Carey Sues Porn Star Mary Carey
Superstar Mariah Carey has a golden set of pipes, but she chooses to emphasize her boobs and her fat behind.
The Grammy-winning pop diva is attempting to block porn star-cum politician Mary Carey from trademarking her similar-sounding stage name, saying that fans could get the two stars confused.
Mariah Carey has a point, I can see why someone might confuse her with a porn star or a prostitute. When I see Mariah walking down a red carpet, I always look to see if her pimp is walking a few steps behind her.
But actually the two celebrities have little in common: Mariah Carey is a clueless bimbo and Mary Carey is a thoughtful and articulate politician. She ran a credible campaign against California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Mariah Carey exposes her body for free, at least Mary Carey gets paid to show off her lovely assets.
The beautiful adult film star started using the moniker “Mary Carey” in 2002. She filed the trademark papers earlier this year.In October, an attorney for the pop star sent Mary Carey a letter threatening legal action if she did not withdraw the application.
Mariah Carey’s threat of legal action is a publicist’s dream — it has brought Mary Carey tons of attention. Mary Carey should send Mariah Carey a Christmas card in gratitude.
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December 14th, 2006 at 7:27 am
Nothing about Britney on Hollywood Minute?
December 14th, 2006 at 9:44 am
What a let down. I was hoping to see some pictures.
December 14th, 2006 at 4:35 pm
Anyone that gets “Mariah” cpnfused with “Mary” probably is not a fan of Mariah’s, anyway, so why does she care?! The two names are similar, but not even the same name. Just because Mariah Carey is famous does not mean noone else can have or use a similar name!
December 14th, 2006 at 10:02 pm
With all the problems and challenges we face today, I can’t believe we are discussing this.
Then again,… I just posted didn’t I. Guess we need a laugh from time to time.
Enough said.
No more Hollywood minutes please. Celebrities don’t really live in our world anyway.
December 14th, 2006 at 10:06 pm
Hollywood inflates celebrity bimbos, this blog deflates them.
December 14th, 2006 at 10:51 pm
A cat fight! These naughty girls should have their panties confiscated for a week and see if anyone recognises them in the pudenda-crowded streets.
December 15th, 2006 at 12:43 am
pudenda:
the external genital organs of a human being and especially of a woman.
Britney Spears is flashing her bald pudenda at the paparazzi in order to retain her crown as the most searched for slut on Yahoo.
December 15th, 2006 at 4:15 am
I don’t think I’d ever heard the word “pudenda” before. It’s good that I’m reading these comments on MND, because now my vocabulary is expanding! Hehe, not that I would have any reason to use the word in my circle of acquaintences!
December 15th, 2006 at 4:46 am
It has rather a pleasant ring to it (’scuse the pun). hahahahaha
December 15th, 2006 at 3:10 pm
Hmmm…I can see that you’re clearly vying for competition with the wrong Carey here.
Misogynist – there’s a word for you. I note that you show unlimited amounts of respect to a porn star whom you’re evidently comfortable with in her ‘proper place’, but Mariah is on the receiving end of the full brunt of your bullying?
You seem to be more than a little disillusioned, so let me clarify some things for you.
First and foremost – MARY Carey changed her name and appearance to resemble that of one of the most talented, independent women this world has seen for some time (if ever).
Carey is not the first moniker MARY has adopted to further her ‘career’; at last count Carey was her third name change.
Contrary to your juvenilr insult, MARIAH Carey must have some ‘clue’ about a heck of alot more than for what your insipid kind give her credit, because her successes have gone UNPARALLELED for nigh on SEVENTEEN YEARS.
MARIAH Carey is an EXTRAORDINARILY “thoughtful and articulate” woman; even those with a minutiae of cell matter can’t deny that just by taking stock of her lyrical content. Unless of course you consider yourself experienced enough to challenge the BMI (song) composition panel who REPEATEDLY pay homage to the woman?!?
If you really think (and I use that term more loosely than you do your lips) that Mariah Carey shows of her FABULOUS assets for free, then that, if nothing else, is proof o’ plenty that ‘clueless’ is not a mantle that;s owned by Mariah…! Have you got the faintest clue of how much that woman has earned over the past two years?
You’re ignorance of that as well as almost EVERY other fact where Mariah is concerned begs the questions: Just how genuine are YOUR career ‘credentials’? Do you even have a REAL career to compare with? Because I for one am in serious doubt.
December 15th, 2006 at 3:44 pm
To “Grown Up”
“Superstar Mariah Carey has a golden set of pipes, but she chooses to emphasize her boobs and her fat behind.”
My opening paragraph outlines my main criticism of Mariah Carey. She is an extraordinarily talented singer; she didn’t need to go the route of a Britney Spears or a Jessica Simpson.
By dressing like a slut, Mariah cheapens her talent and reduces herself to body parts. She is sending a message to young girls that they will only succeed by playing up their sexuality.
“Have you got the faintest clue of how much that woman has earned over the past two years?”
Financial success is not always synonymous with critical success. Do you have any idea what a talentless bimbo like Britney Spears has earned over the past two years? At least Mariah has real talent; she should cover up her fake boobs and leave it to porn stars to earn a living by showing off their breasts.
December 15th, 2006 at 4:11 pm
Well Robert, welcome to the club. Someone finally called it on you: “Misogynist!” The scarlet “M” – ROTFLMAO
December 15th, 2006 at 4:20 pm
Mike LaSalle wrote:
“Well Robert, welcome to the club. Someone finally called it on you: “Misogynist!†The scarlet “M†– ROTFLMAO”
Now that I’ve been labeled a “misogynist”, will I be at least tolerated by my conservative MND brethren?
December 15th, 2006 at 11:24 pm
To Grown Up (or more likely Plenty Bitchy):
“Misogynist – there’s a word for you.”
It’s certainly a rather common word used for anyone that fails to present the proper respect for feminazi protocol and principles.
“I note that you show unlimited amounts of respect to a porn star whom you’re evidently comfortable with in her ‘proper place’, but Mariah is on the receiving end of the full brunt of your bullying?”
I certainly don’t always agree with Robert’s blogs, but any critter daft enough to refer to his blogs as “bullying” is clearly trying to think with her ovaries.
“First and foremost – MARY Carey changed her name and appearance to resemble that of one of the most talented, independent women this world has seen for some time (if ever).”
Got some news for you, Einstein: MANY women change their appearance, fashion styles, and language to mimic pop personalities, actresses, and other individuals hyped and overhyped by the media and their PR agents.
Even girls barely into their teens do so. Without a general fear of lawsuit, I might add.
“Carey is not the first moniker MARY has adopted to further her ‘career’; at last count Carey was her third name change.”
Some women change names. Others collect shoes. Still others buy designer label clothing and accessories.
If Mary Carey wants to search for a successful moniker for her pornography work, more power to her.
If she’s earning money as a porn actress, then at least she’s not earning it through paternity fraud, vaginamony, or the usual scams used to extract money from individual men.
“MARIAH Carey is an EXTRAORDINARILY “thoughtful and articulate†woman; even those with a minutiae of cell matter can’t deny that just by taking stock of her lyrical content.”
If Mariah Carey is an extraordinarily thoughtful and articulate woman, then why did her movie “Glitter” tank?….. (the DVD’s are nearly impossible to even give away).
If you truly care to find extraordinarily thoughtful and articulate women, you would do better reading Dr. Helen than Mariah Carey.
“You’re ignorance of that as well as almost EVERY other fact where Mariah is concerned begs the questions: Just how genuine are YOUR career ‘credentials’?”
Have someone who doesn’t try to think with her ovaries explain to you how blogging or providing opinions about public personalities fails to require “career credentials”, toots.
“Do you even have a REAL career to compare with?”
Whether he does or he does not “have a REAL career” is irrelevant to his opinions on MND.
“Because I for one am in serious doubt.”
You managed to place yourself under quite a bit of doubt if your lofty intellectual standards for “thoughtfulness” and “articulation” encompass the likes of Mariah Carey…….;-)
Frankly I find Mary
December 16th, 2006 at 12:09 am
Blimey ! A dog-fight now. Just let me get a tinny or two and a pie and then carry on guys. And keep your knickers on. We don’t want bare hairy arses on here.
December 16th, 2006 at 12:27 am
“Grown Up” wrote:
“You’re ignorance of that as well as almost EVERY other fact where Mariah is concerned begs the questions: Just how genuine are YOUR career ‘credentials’? Do you even have a REAL career to compare with? Because I for one am in serious doubt.”
You don’t have to be a Pulitzer Prize winning editorialist to comment on the likes of Mariah Carey.
“Grown Up”,if you are interested in my career credentials or in how many people I’m reaching, I have two words for you: Google Me!