Good/Bad News–Senator Bayh Will Not Run, But Dennis the Menace Will!

Saturday, December 16, 2006
By John Lillpop


In a move sure to disappoint scores of people, mostly advertising firms and spin-doctors in Indiana, U.S. Sen. Evan Bayh, D-Ind. has announced that he will not be a candidate for U.S. president in 2008.

The senator’s announcement provides an answer to a question haunting political pundits everywhere: Namely, who in Hades is Evan Bayh?

The answer: Bayh is the Democrat from Indiana who is not running for president in 2008.

Bayh humbug, Evan!

In other news not nearly as pleasant, Ohio’s very own diminutive Dennis Kucinich, a Democrat has announced that he will run in 2008.

Kucinich’s announcement poses a new, burning question: How can U.S. taxpayer money be wasted in the most irresponsible and foolishness manner possible?

The answer: By providing matching federal funds to the campaign of Dennis Kucinich. This out-of-touch leftist has a better chance of becoming the next emperor of Japan than being elected U.S. president!

Democrats: Is there no limit to their insanity?

John Lillpop is a recovering liberal, "clean and sober" since 1992 when last he voted for a Democrat. Pray for John: He lives in the San Francisco Bay Area, where people like Nancy Pelosi are considered reasonable! | More from John Lillpop

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2 Responses to “Good/Bad News–Senator Bayh Will Not Run, But Dennis the Menace Will!”

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    Dan Rode Says:

    As a lifelong resident of Northeast Ohio, I am all too familliar with Dennis Kucinich. Kucinich is most noted in this area as the worst mayor Cleveland ever elected. He helped to usher the city into default and is, in fact, the only former mayor who’s portrait is absent from city hall.

    The idea that we, as taxpayers, will be forced to fund his hopeless campaign, again, is nothing short of a crime.

    Discuss smaller government, lower taxes and personal freedom at a path less traveled.

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    Greg Says:

    Great, another taxpayer funded Kucinich sideshow. If he does better this time maybe he can replace Howard Dean as DNC chair…person. It wouldn’t be so bad if he could at least manage to make it as at least a late night punchline. But he’s so far under the radar, that he goes almost unnoticed.

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