Women often complain that men think with their sexual organs. Now there’s proof that if men don’t think with their genitals – they at least listen to what a penis has to say.
From the Associated Press:
An advertising campaign featuring cartoon characters shaped like male genitalia encouraged more men to get tested for syphilis in San Francisco, according to a new study.
It was clever of the advertising campaign to use a penis as a spokesperson, a talking vagina would have been a dismal failure. Go to any performance of The Vagina Monologues, and the audience will be 90% female.
A guy is deliriously happy when a female finally shuts up and becomes romantic. Imagine his horror if her vagina begins to talk: “Come on don’t be a dick, caress my hair while we make love.” “Just tell me when you’re finished.”
The horror, the horror…
From the Associated Press:
Of course the ads were effective, guys treasure their private parts above everything else, and they never met a cartoon that didn’t grab their attention.
The Health Penis ads may not be in the best of taste, but you can’t argue with success.

