Britney Spears And Paris Hilton Top Blackwell’s “Worst Dressed List”
From the Fox News Web site:
“Dubbed “style-free and fashion deprived,” Britney Spears and Paris Hilton tied for the No. 1 spot on Mr. Blackwell’s 47th annual “Worst Dressed” list released Tuesday.
“Two peas in an overexposed pod,” Blackwell said of the skimpy attire worn by the two celebutantes he called the “Screamgirls.”
Britney was also the most “Undressed Celebrity” of 2006; her pantyless shenanigans may have inspired a legion of horny young boys to dream of becoming gynecologists.
I don’t care who designs Britney’s slutty attire, but I want to know what brand of razors she uses. I would love for my face and chin to have such a close and smooth shave.
Presenters and winners at the Grammys and other awards shows usually get a gift bag containing expensive jewelry, cologne, hi-tech gadgets and other goodies. The next time Britney is a presenter at an awards show, her bag should contain nothing but underwear. Maybe then the scandalous strumpet will get the hint, and cover up her private parts.
Mr. Blackwell has a biting sense of humor, but he was much too kind in describing Britney and Paris as “two peas in an overexposed pond”. I would describe them as “two turds floating in a filthy pond”, proving that it’s not only cream that rises to the top.
Photographers may love Britney Spears, but everybody else (including many of her fans) are turning against her. How many more times does she have to be publicly humiliated and insulted, before she turns over a new leaf?
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January 10th, 2007 at 12:26 am
If Blackwell is a gentleman he will always carry a spare pair of panties or two in his pocket for just those occasions where he might render assistance to a waif in distress (or undress).
January 10th, 2007 at 5:30 am
Mr. Blackwell is a rather fey gentleman; he can probably spare a pair of his panties for Britney.
January 10th, 2007 at 6:38 am
If Mr. Blackwell is a gentleman, he wouldn’t get caught near ladies with such bad reputations.
Besides, it is not the summum of gentlemanry to let the ladies do what they want?
January 10th, 2007 at 6:46 am
Mr. Blackwell, being a fey gentleman, avoids all ladies, regardless of their reputation.
January 10th, 2007 at 7:34 am
Oh.
So Mr Blackwell is playing for the other team then.
Regardless sexual tastes, going commando with short skirts is the choice of the girls, not of the man. Therefore, I don’t see why we need to enforce the imperative to wear underwear.
Womens are free of making their own choices. This includes not wearing underwear and looking like sluts. Me? I feel free to indulge in these photos. That’s all.
January 10th, 2007 at 7:51 am
Yes, Mr. Blackwell plays exclusively for the other team. Not even a pantyless slut like Britney can convince him to be a switch hitter.
As a regular guy I thank the heavens for lovely ladies who engage in pantyless hijinks. But as a respected editorialist I condemn pantyless sluts.
January 10th, 2007 at 8:20 am
Ooch, the wrrrath of God will b’visited upon all the purrrverrrted, the noo! Fortunately, merrrcy follows Him and St Peter keeps some sparrres at the perrrly gates for that ilk. Aye e’en for the wee laddies who preferrr panties under theirrrr kilt. Clan Blackwell are Sassenachs anyway.
January 10th, 2007 at 11:35 am
No Britney again??!!! Please, anything but that.
January 10th, 2007 at 3:26 pm
Patriot said,
“No Britney again??!!! Please, anything but that.”
That’s the wrrrath of God visited upon all those who mock my serious articles
January 10th, 2007 at 5:31 pm
I say more Britney articles! (And where’s Paris?) These skanks are the popular symbols of modern womanhood and the ‘ideal’ that young girls around the world are encouraged to emulate. MTV created her, and now she’s in MSM news cyle virtually every day. She deserves daily deconstruction. Enjoy her while she lasts.
January 10th, 2007 at 8:17 pm
You’ve written a serious article before?
Just kidding. Sorry, I couldn’t resist.
January 11th, 2007 at 6:36 pm
Can someone just get him the date he so desperately craves with the skank? Maybe after he catches a dose of the clap from her, he’ll shut his yap about her.
January 11th, 2007 at 7:54 pm
If someone gets me a date with Britney, I will shut up period, I will stop writing altogether, if such is your wish.