From the Fox News Web site:
“Dubbed “style-free and fashion deprived,” Britney Spears and Paris Hilton tied for the No. 1 spot on Mr. Blackwell‘s 47th annual “Worst Dressed” list released Tuesday.
“Two peas in an overexposed pod,” Blackwell said of the skimpy attire worn by the two celebutantes he called the “Screamgirls.”
Britney was also the most “Undressed Celebrity” of 2006; her pantyless shenanigans may have inspired a legion of horny young boys to dream of becoming gynecologists.
I don’t care who designs Britney’s slutty attire, but I want to know what brand of razors she uses. I would love for my face and chin to have such a close and smooth shave.
Presenters and winners at the Grammys and other awards shows usually get a gift bag containing expensive jewelry, cologne, hi-tech gadgets and other goodies. The next time Britney is a presenter at an awards show, her bag should contain nothing but underwear. Maybe then the scandalous strumpet will get the hint, and cover up her private parts.
Mr. Blackwell has a biting sense of humor, but he was much too kind in describing Britney and Paris as “two peas in an overexposed pond”. I would describe them as “two turds floating in a filthy pond”, proving that it’s not only cream that rises to the top.
Photographers may love Britney Spears, but everybody else (including many of her fans) are turning against her. How many more times does she have to be publicly humiliated and insulted, before she turns over a new leaf?
