My God, what’s left to do? #1 and #2 in public?

“I remain untraumatised, like TMOTS. I haven’t seen Britany’s privates either.”

What a coincidence, the only two men in the Western world who haven’t seen Brit’s coochie are fans of MND

Mel Gibson: Why do you want to know, are you a Jew? It’s a bottle of Jack Daniels! Are you sure you aren’t a Jew?

The sight of a man’s penis causes severe trauma. Mental scarring and PTSD. Old women faint, young girls scream, dogs howl, ice cream vendors lose control of their trucks which go crashing down the road running over prams. No wonder its illegal. Mel in his flip-kilt would be arrested and sure as hell wouldn’t get off by apologising to any passing Rabbi.

It is different for women. It is said that the cheering from the Stadium when Janet flashed her boob was heard across the Atlantic. They can – and do – flash pretty well everything they have at the click of a camera shutter.

I remain untraumatised, like TMOTS. I haven’t seen Britany’s privates either. But I do not succumb to randomised fear, Joyanna. I fear nothing. I am a man! I would look.

I would too scared.

Which is not logical, but then, any of you that have read me…know that sometimes I’m like that.

And Robert!…don’t be mad at me! I said something really nice about you in my “Bindi” piece…check it out!

Why, I adore ALL men, and in the words of ZZ top….I’m a sucker for
“Every girl’s crazy bout a sharp dressed man.”

Actually, I love REALLY love men with brains. That’s the top of the list, I mean, I had a crush for years on Tom Baker for God’s sake. When I finally met him, I couldn’t talk. He talked to me for 30 minutes and I couldn’t tell you what he said.

I had to drunk just to go up to him. Oh my God..this means I let my libido overtake my logic!

I was acting just like Robert!

Nooooo never. Obviously,he stunned me with his sonic screwdriver.

You mean the same Miss Hilton of the infamous sex tape, who changes boyfriends faster than an 8th grade head cheerleader? And who, in the opinion of many, is more of a slag than Britney will ever be (who, btw was probably trying to live up to Paris’ expections when she did the crotch shots – she was hanging out with HER at the time). What’s up with the choirboy NFL?

If Mel Gibson had exposed himself, under a kilt, he would have been arrested. Most of us can cruise through, say Safeway, and realize that most of the Vaginas passing by would not “do it”for us… Britiny looked terrible, bad lighting, bad angle, looked, well, distorted.
She should have quit while the rest of us gave her the benefit of the doubt, now that we know… yuk, … some men starving will eat out of a dumpster, the rest of us have better taste, don’t lump us all together, Joyanna, … SD

TMOTS

Now, she’s litteraly self destructing. I would love to see the impact she will made on the very mass-media that created her. The crater will be fun to visit.

Meanwhile, nevermind the North Koreans have No Dong.

You guys are hooked. Brittany, knows that even intelligent men cannot get their wired minds off that pure visual shot.

She has conquered all of you….in less than a minute.

I’m am SO glad that the vision of a penis does not take over the “woman’s” mind, breaking up brain synapses, causing hours of visual wasteful deserts of sexual excitement.

Not that sex isn’t a good thing…but, tell me, how many of you guys actually think you are going to get into that box of goodies?

I bet every one…HA! I’m SO glad I’m not a man.

She is the pop tart, you are the toasters.

Now you know why the feminists say “burn baby burn.”

TMOTS