Judge Judy is mean, spiteful, loud and obnoxious, and that’s when she’s in a good mood. Catch her on a bad day and she makes “The Hanging Judge” of the Wild West look like Mother Teresa.
If you find yourself in Judy’s court, you can rest assured that she will be munching on your gonads for brunch.
Judge Judy should be arrested for humiliating, browbeating and haranguing the presumed innocent who appear before her court. But instead this dreadful witch makes $25 million a year. She makes more than all the Supreme Court Justices combined!
You would think that her annoying shtick would be appreciated only by trailer park harpies, but she has been nominated eight times for an Emmy award.
I’m surprised that the newest and cruelest edition of “American Idol” hasn’t hired her as a judge. “Who the hell told you could sing young man! I would tear of your balls, but judging by your girly-voice you don’t have any.”
Most celebrities have at least one redeeming value; Britney Spears may be crude, vulgar, talentless, skanky, idiotic and illiterate – but at least she’s cute.
Judge Judy has no redeeming values; in a perfect world her platform would be a cable access station in Alaska.

