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Robert Paul Reyes
Celebrity Skank, Britney Spears, Offered Role In Doctor Who
In recent days Britney Spears has been dissed by the NFL, disinvited from an Opera Ball, scorned by the public and ridiculed by the press. But things may be turning around for the pop tart; she has been offered a chance to play a role in a popular BBC program.  

From ECanadaNow.com:

“Doctor Who writer Russell T. Davies has announced that he will offer Britney Spears the opportunity to play a cloned group of sex-crazed aliens on his show.”

This is the perfect role for the pop princess; it requires no acting talent, she simply has to play herself. If Britney accepts, the episode that features her should have a “for mature audiences only” warning. The image of an army of pantyless Britney clones may be too intense for children and for those with a weak heart.

What a nightmare, an army of of alien Britney clones approaching you and chanting: Take me to your leader. No, take me to the nearest nightclub.

From ECanadaNow.com:

“Davies is an avid Spears fan, and he has vowed to take the British series’ production to Hollywood to accommodate the singer’s schedule.”  

It shouldn’t be difficult to accomodate Britney’s schedule. Just have her do her cameo on Doctor Who in between vomiting, flashing her genitals and driving around with her infant bouncing on her lap.

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  • 4 Comments »

    1. amfortas said,

      It is high time (pun) that our great time-traveller found a replacement for those bloody Daleks. I think they were cast out of the Universe by Rose Tyler, the Dr’s nubile and toothy femi-squeeze at the end of the last series. (I think she even managed to land herself in an alterntive universe too, Hahahaha)

      I am sure it will be no bit part for Britney but be a source of many a future series with her coming and coming and coming back and being fitted for ever developing styles of panties by the intrepid Dr.(and whoever his future squeezes might be)(they get squeezier by the series!) .

      “Oh no, its the Britnies. Break out the pantie fitters, Ariadne”. ” Panties, Dr? What are they?”

      January 30, 2007 at 1:56 am

    2. KVolz said,

      I watch that show, it would be interesting if she was in it… I could see how wonderful her acting skills are, lol!

      January 30, 2007 at 3:52 am

    3. The Gonzman said,

      Jeez, Rob, you get a hard-on for someone and you just chew on it like a toothless ol’ hound dog with a bone, don’t ya?

      January 30, 2007 at 7:56 am

    4. PolishKnight said,

      It is high time (pun) that our great time-traveller found a replacement for those bloody Daleks. I think they were cast out of the Universe by Rose Tyler, the Dr’s nubile and toothy femi-squeeze at the end of the last series.

      At the risk of exposing my geekdom, I believe that the Daleks were tossed out of the universe BUT the chief one got an “emergency” transport out. Plus, in an infinite number of universes, the Daleks (and the time lords for that matter) could have an infinite number of themselves floating about (interesting the doctor didn’t come across his parallel self in the other universe.)

      January 30, 2007 at 12:37 pm

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