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Al Gore American Hero: Deserves An Oscar And The Nobel Peace Prize

2007-02-08
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Al Gore won the 2000 presidential election by the vote of the American people, but lost is by a vote of the Supreme Court. After such a stunning turn of events, Gore could have sulked away into the sunset, never to be heard from again. Except by corporations willing to pay thousands to hear him deliver motivational messages.

Gore didn’t become a motivational speaker or a TV talking-head, instead he dedicated his life and reputation raising Americans’ consciousness about global warming.

Before Gore wholeheartedly embraced global warming as his cause, only Green Peace activists and other so-called “lunatic fringe” environmentalists were speaking out on the controversial subject.

Now everybody from hardcore environmentalists to soccer moms believe in global warming. In fact, the tables are now turned, if you don’t believe in global warming you are perceived as a Neanderthal.

If any fool denies global warming he will probably be chided with a remark like this: Buddy, you need to take that thermometer out of your nether regions and place it outdoors so you can see how hot it is this winter.

In the last eight years Al Gore has accomplished more than President George W. Bush. If only this giant of a man had not been robbed…

Al Gore is a true American hero; he has been nominated for an Oscar for his film about global warming and a couple of days ago he was nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize for his dedication in warning the world about this crucial issue.

Al Gore was robbed of the presidency, if there’s any justice in the universe, he will be win the Oscar and the Nobel Peace Prize. What the heck, give him a Grammy and the American Idol crown as well.

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  • BikerDad

    Al Gore won the 2000 presidential election by the vote of the American people, but lost is by a vote of the Supreme Court.

    Why does anybody even bother responding to this idjit? He doesn’t even start out grounded in reality.

    hmmmm, am I talking about Gore or RPR? works either way.

  • stocks1957

    paul reyes You should be nominated for best communist with Your All Gore . Maybe together You lades will win election , and All Gore can be President .

  • The Biscuit Queen

    Wikipedia?

    You have got to be kidding, right?

    Try looking up ‘antifeminism’, and you will see how ‘unbiased’ it is.

    Probably we are causing some amount of global change. Probably the natural weather paterns play some part. We all need to get off oil. None of this is suprising, but it is not something we can fix overnight. Yet Bush is looking into alternative fuel sources, he is funding alternatives like windmills and solar panels. He may not be the best, but he is doing something.

    When people try to put up windmills in my area, guess who had a cow? Hint?

    It was not the republican families.

    Maybe if we are worried about global climate change, we need to look at our own actions first before pointing fingers.

  • jonru

    Oh..well..if Wikipedia says so I guess we’re doomed!!!

  • Robert Paul Reyes

    From Wikipedia, a trustworthy source:

    There is strong consensus among climate scientists that warming observed over the past 50 years was caused primarily by anthropogenic emissions of greenhouse gases, that warming will continue if emissions continue, and that consequences become increasingly serious as the amount of warming increases.

  • jonru

    Weren’t we supposed to be in the midst of a catostrophic ice age by now? Wasn’t that what the “climatologists” were warning us about thirty years ago or so?

  • melissatexas

    Edited: because I guess I erased this brilliant thought: Not only does it not make it true, but scads of evidence show that it is nothing more than cyclical weather patterns.

  • melissatexas

    Not only does it not make it true, but scads of evidence

    The left doesn’t particularly care if it is true…they don’t let facts get in the way of a true calling (Vietnam? Bush stole the election?
    disenfranchised blacks?) even if there is absolute facts to the contrary. Who are you gonna believe, what you see or what they tell you? They depend on how you FEEEEL about it to override what is the truth.

    This is their conduit by which to strong arm the US into signing the Kyoto protocol and further submit ourselves to UN control over such things that contribute to “global warming.” I am sure there will be way every country globally can sue the US for every ill endured due to global warming after that happens.

    And Jimmuh Carter is the cheerleader on the sidelines in tights. *shudders*

    Ick. Ew.

  • http://www.antipeonage.0catch.com Roger Knight

    RPR says: “Numbers, shlumbers. Global warming is now the accepted orthodoxy. Get with the program, or you will lose all credibility when you wax eloquent on other subjects.”

    In one of my previous lives I was an advisor to King Montezuma II in Tenochtitlan. I told him that I could not for the life of me understand how dragging people up to the top of pyramids and cutting their hearts out with big flint knives had anything to do with whether and when the world as we know it will come to an end. Monty replied that I was right, but it sure kept the plebians fearful and maintained the power of our bureaucracy over them. Keeps ‘em growing corn, raising turkeys, digging gold, building stone buildings and therefore allowing us elite to live a life of ease and luxury at their expense.
    The Mexican elite got so fat and sassy with their tyranny that I just could not get them to take seriously that bunch of white bearded men who landed on the coast near Vera Cruz!

  • Halo

    Global warming is now the accepted orthodoxy.

    Yes, it’s now the accepted religion of the left, but that doesn’t make it true. Nor is it even close to being universally accepted.

  • Robert Paul Reyes

    Red pill said:

    “Predicatably RPR continues the fine tradition set by his ideological forebearers, including Ted Kennedy’s desire to get into Britneys small clothes and check out that cesarian scar at close range…
    Facinating…”

    ***********************

    I have a patent and a trademark on making Britney references.

  • Robert Paul Reyes

    KVolz said,

    “It’s nice that he did something productive when he wasn’t elected president!”

    Just imagine how productive Gore could have been if only he hadn’t been robbed of the presidency…

  • Robert Paul Reyes

    Roger Knight said,

    “RPR, here are some numbers:
    Estimated NATURAL production of carbon dioxide each year: 440 trillion pounds.
    Estimated production of carbon dioxide each year from use of fossil fuels: 15 trillion pounds.”
    ********************

    Numbers, shlumbers. Global warming is now the accepted orthodoxy. Get with the program, or you will lose all credibility when you wax eloquent on other subjects.

  • Robert Paul Reyes

    Melissa: It’s good to see a female respond to my essay. We need more females participating in this forum.

  • Robert Paul Reyes

    bigpapa said,

    “If there is truly an “justice” in the universe,, Al will die in a plane crash with Bill and Shirllary..
    That would be Karma in action…..”

    REMINDS ME OF THIS JOKE:

    Bill, Al, and Hillary all die in a plane crash. Upon reaching Heaven, they are escorted as important personages directly to see God. God looks at Bill and asks, “Bill, you’ve sinned a great deal. Why should I allow you to enter into Heaven?”
    “Well, gee, God,” replies Bill, “I’m the Pres-ee-dent of the United States. I’ve been trying to help people – you know give them universal health care and protect them from those mean-spirited Republicans who want to starve their children and throw sick old people out into the street.”

    God considers this a moment and says, “Oh, okay. Sit over here on my left.” He turns to Al. “Al, why should I let you into Heaven?”

    “Well, Lord, I’m the Vice President of the United States. I’ve tried to protect the environment from abuse by those mean-spirited Republicans and even wrote a very important book about it.”

    God thinks a moment and says, “All right. Sit over here on my right. Now, Hillary, tell me why I should let *you* into Heaven.”

    “Well, God, it’s like this. I’m the First Lady, the Co-President and, by the way, I think you’re sitting in my seat.”

  • Robert Paul Reyes

    Lurk wrote:

    “Still, one of the funniest titles on the net. You are a funny guy.”

    Lurk, you should have read my essay. Implying that Gore would make a good motivational speaker is one of the funniest things I have ever said. (And I’m a very funny guy.)

  • PolishKnight

    Don’t you know, though, Squiggy? Nancy Pelosi is arguing that the horrors of her stopping for a half hour to refuel at a military base puts her, 2nd in line for the presidency, in a security risk situation.

    Fiddle dee dee. Hope they have cake on board.

  • melissaTX

    Look, quitters never win and winners never quit.
    But those who never win and never quite are just losers.

    That is Al Gore.

  • Squiggy

    Robert, you don’t reply anymore. You’re making me feel bad.

  • Squiggy

    And now good ‘ol Nancy wants us to pay for her to have a 757 to tool around in. $300,000.00 round-trip to San Fran (your taxes at play), and enough carbon emissions to bring Global Death to us years sooner. Certain doom for all, for no reason other than Liberals want to pollute the earth and kill children.

  • bigpapa

    If there is truly an “justice” in the universe,, Al will die in a plane crash with Bill and Shirllary..
    That would be Karma in action…..

  • red pill

    Futhermore, WRT Gore being too wonderful to stoop to picking up money pandering to American special interests, I recall him on video pandering to big money in Saudi Arabia telling the audience that we Americans are scum and worthy and deserving of there culturally justified scourging. One can only wonder what the assigned secret service agents were doing and thinking while his vein protruding, spittle flying tireade of justifiable hatred for american interests spun on and on.
    God! Love that man…!

  • red pill

    Probably the most common charactoristic of the liberal mindset is the special belief they hold that they have some special capacity to see things that are not there, are not provable and rely on the word ‘IF’. At they same time they are resistant to allowing anyone else to use the same methodology to disprove their secular religious beliefs. It strikes them not at all unusual that the major proponents of global warming repair do not follow their own dictates at home and have no method of demonstrating that the desired course of action will work to solve the problem believed to be at hand. For Libs, any failed predictions made previously to demonstrate the wisdom of their beliefs are ignored, because liberalism starts from “now”. Of course, any conservative beleifs have to be discounted because there may be evidence that somes great 3rd cousin removed was beleived to be a Viking or racist or such during the middle ages.
    Predicatably RPR continues the fine tradition set by his ideological forebearers, including Ted Kennedy’s desire to get into Britneys small clothes and check out that cesarian scar at close range…
    Facinating…

  • PolishKnight

    No doubt about ONE thing: WHOEVER wins the prize, Al “save the planet from ManBearPig” Gore is going to go on his private jet and burn enough fuel for RPR to drive to Mars and back.

    I volunteer RPR to be one of the first to live in a grass hut…

  • Lurk

    LOL!!!!! The title says it all. RPR you have a real penchant for the absurd!

    But, the article isn’t worth reading simply because we all know Gore is not a hero nor was he ever a hero and the red herring of Global Warming is just a trick to redistibute the welth of industrial nations around the world. The facts remain that it was warmer in the middle ages than it is now. The climate cycles. Man did not cause it and will only wind up screwing it up by trying to change it to something else.

    Still, one of the funniest titles on the net. You are a funny guy.

  • TheRanger

    Well of course, don’t drink the kool-aid being offered up by the jet-set, limosuine liberals and their flunky press, ass-kissing sycophants on a whole list of issues you’re “racist, sexist, homophobic, Islamophobic, Nazi, kkk’er” blah, blah. Now, I guess we can add the word “Neanderthal” to their hate speech if you don’t go along with everything Al “Chicken Little” Bore says.

  • midcitiesNCP

    Haha!
    A man I worked with showed me his 8th grade Science book yesterday and it said that termites created more Carbon Dioxide than all the automobiles in the world at that time. Do a search on it.
    Its not a man made thing this “Global Warming” the “Oceans” produce that same amount as termites it said.
    Gore will forever be remembered as he was when he and Ann Richards were doing some worthless Liberal Function as an evil, red faced, spittle spewing, veins popping out in the neck and forehead man that hates everything because he LOST the presidency to the better man.
    He is only after the billions in funding that would go along with anything decided about Global Warming which is all nothing more than a bogus LIE.
    Everytime I see a “Record High Temp. or average” on the weather it is from the early 1900′s. So why is that???

  • Squiggy

    “Gore didn’t become a motivational speaker”.

    Really. That’s so strange. When there’s such a huge demand for zombies giving motivational speeches. I can just see him on stage – his arm out straight (with hand limp) saying “uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh”.

  • KVolz

    It’s nice that he did something productive when he wasn’t elected president!

  • http://www.antipeonage.0catch.com Roger Knight

    amfortus! I’m surprized at you! Don’t you know that the Neanderthals caused the last Ice Age?
    Why, I dare say that there is as much hard evidence supporting that proposition as supporting the proposition that Scott Peterson killed his wife Laci!

  • http://lovability.org amfortas

    Yes, Give the Bore a Nobel prize. Let him join Yassar Arafat – in more than just that way too! Hahaha.

    And RPR, what have you got against Neanderthals? Is that bigotry I hear? Where is all the inclusivity, the diversity, the Britnity ? And if Gore gets one, why not Britney, too?

  • http://www.antipeonage.0catch.com Roger Knight

    RPR, here are some numbers:
    Estimated NATURAL production of carbon dioxide each year: 440 trillion pounds.
    Estimated production of carbon dioxide each year from use of fossil fuels: 15 trillion pounds.
    Variation in natural production of carbon dioxide each year: perhaps greater than 15 trillion pounds.
    Al Gore’s PROPAGANDA does not impress me.
    Us engineers are trained to look at the numbers before making any decisions. Those numbers convince me that any marginal change in the fossil fuel production of carbon dioxide as imposed by any form of government regulation whatsoever will have zero impact on the climate and any change in the climate.
    As for climatologists and scientists who are on the global warming bandwagon, that phenomenom can be explained by the saying “He who pays the piper calls the tune.”
    Meteorologists, who are paid by local television stations to predict the weather over the next few days KNOW how hard that is to do. They seem rather skeptical of the Kyoto global warming Kool-Aid and are rather reluctant to drink it.
    Global warming, and global cooling, are like volcanic eruptions, earthquakes, tsunamis, and dust storms on Mars: we can neither cause nor prevent them.







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