Britney Spears Denies Allegations She’s Gay
It takes a big story, like a diaper-clad astronaut involved in a love triangle, to bump Britney Spears from the tabloids. But never fear Britney fans, the pop tart always has a new trick up her sleeve.
From MusicRooms.Net:
“‘Iceman’ Sharif, told In Touch Weekly magazine ‘Britney was into threesomes and girls. There was tons of porn in the house – but it was mostly Britney’s.’”
He also claimed he and Kevin watched as Britney and her female friends got very friendly at her Malibu house. Omar claimed the girls were friends of hers, invited round to “drink and party. They had their hands all over each other.” The magazine also quoted ‘insiders’ who said Britney would often disappear with girls during her marriage to Kevin. The source claimed: ‘Sometimes it was three girls, and sometimes there were more like six. I heard about her being with girls at least at least 20 times while they were married’”.
In the last few months Britney Spears has repeatedly exposed her vagina, thrown up over a boyfriend, bounced her infant on her lap while driving, divorced her husband via text message and passed out at a couple of nightclubs. What can the outrageous slut do for an encore? Well, now there are rumors all over the Net that Britney engages in orgies with lesbians.
Britney just laughed when accounts of her vagina-flashing hit the news, but the pop diva immediately and emphatically denied rumors that she is a lesbian. The homophobic skank doesn’t mind being known as a drunk and a serial flasher, but God forbid, that her fans think she is a lesbian.
What’s ironic is that if Britney admitted that she is a lesbian or bisexual, it just might rescue her career. The whole world, even conservative homophobes, loves lipstick lesbians. Â
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February 9th, 2007 at 12:02 pm
Britney again…
February 9th, 2007 at 12:44 pm
Ah, Robert, Robert, Robert…
As usual, a “Of Course there’s nothing wrong with that” Liberal flings the poop of gayness against someone they are trying to smear.
Always the first insult you “tolerant” folks reach for, eh wot?
LOL
February 9th, 2007 at 1:00 pm
I’m still betting Britney does a “mens mag” in the short term.
February 9th, 2007 at 1:11 pm
She can do MND anytime.
February 9th, 2007 at 3:05 pm
Why doesn’t she just admit it? LOL, I’m sure she would make major money if she was in a porn with other women!
February 9th, 2007 at 4:03 pm
Yawn.
Another entertainment slut vomiting in her friends’ vaginas. Why don’t all these bags do us a favor and take a hint from Anna Nicole…
February 9th, 2007 at 4:07 pm
jjtaup said,
“Another entertainment slut vomiting in her friends’ vaginas. Why don’t all these bags do us a favor and take a hint from Anna Nicole… ”
If Britney bites the dust my volume of essays would drastically decrease.
LOL, of course most people would consider that a good thing.
February 9th, 2007 at 6:39 pm
Robert, I would not consider it a good thing if your essays decreased. I look forward to reading what you have to say. I’m sure if she died you would find someone else to write about. But I hope she doesn’t die at a young age. Someday she may become somebody. She may do something to better the world! LOL!
February 9th, 2007 at 8:56 pm
even conservative homophobes, loves lipstick lesbians.
Couldn’t have put it better myself!
February 10th, 2007 at 12:18 am
Lipstick lesbians and astronauts who are Lost in Space!
We love ‘em all!
Though I do feel sorry for their children.
There is something to be said for having a normal, sane, and rational mother who sticks with the father through thick and thin.
February 10th, 2007 at 12:37 am
Britney in an MND spread??? Mike, all this time I didn’t know you had a ‘page 3′ in the works. Goody, its going down the Kitten News road.
So she likes girls, ‘in that way’. I knew if I read RPRs continual Britney Newsflashes I’d find something in common with her. I wonder if she likes old gits with beards too.
February 11th, 2007 at 11:50 pm
Sorry Amfortas, it’s Anna Nicole who likes (rich) old gits with or without beards.