“My writings on my personal blog, Gonzo’s Bar and Go-Go Grill, are generally satirical in nature and always intended strictly as a criticism of public policies and politics. My intention is never to offend anyone for his or her personal beliefs, and I am sorry if anyone is personally offended by writings meant only as criticisms of public politics. Freedom of religion and freedom of expression are central rights, and the sum of my personal writings is a testament to this fact, and that I hold a deep respect for diverse beliefs. It has never been my intention to disparage anyone, and I’m sorry if my words are taken in that way.”
Now, next time some jackass takes me to task for something I have posted or said, I am going to trot out this trite little blurb, and I fucking jolly well expect it to be taken at face value, and I will fill ambulances on my way to the auto-de-fe if I am not immediately behind Amanda Marcotte and Melissa McEwan, capice?
But, just so there is no doubt, my intent is to discomfit and offend as many jackasses as I possibly can; and if they are liberal jackasses nothing would make me giggle more than to cause them to have a stroke or a massive coronary. Few things are more dear to my heart than the image of some left-wing sack of shit reading what I write, and popping Tums like they were M&Ms. I believe everyone has a God-given right to be both wrong as the sun rising in the west, ans as butt-stupid as a sack of hammers, and I have the right to point and laugh at their dumb asses. And until you liberal rat-bastards finally get your concentration camps built and lock me away, I am going to keep after you hammer and tong.
And that might not even stop me. You better just kill me. And bring body bags. Lots and lots of body bags.
From Hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake, I spit my last breath at thee.
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John Dias said,
February 9, 2007 at 12:41 pm
Steven Guess said,
two seconds later
“my intent is to discomfit and offend as many jackasses as I possibly can”
right wing hypocracy and contradictions at its finest. All your BS is nothing but cliche-based arguments. You hope to accomplish in put-downs and witty retorts what you fail to in rhetoric, hiding behind the overstatement of the century, that it’s “satire.” “A Modest Proposal” was satire Gonzman, and Jonathan Swift you are not.
There isn’t anything in this stupid rant that remotely approaches a worthwhile idea. But then again, what should one expect from a “Go Go Grill”?
February 12, 2007 at 5:26 am
The Gonzman said,
See how that works, brains of walnut? The difference is, I am being honest about it.
February 12, 2007 at 8:12 am