From Koat.Com:
“New Mexico has taken its fight against drunken driving to men’s restrooms around the state.
The state has ordered 500 talking urinal cakes that will deliver a recorded anti-DWI message to bar and restaurant patrons who make one last pit stop before getting behind the wheel.
The top of the devices feature the state DWI slogan — “You drink, you drive, you lose.”
Women go to the ladies room in a group, chit-chat or whatever, and emerge about a half hour later much to the chagrin of their dates.
When a guy enters a restroom, he goes to a urinal, looks neither to the right or the left, does his business and makes a quick exit.
Men do not engage in small talk in the mens room, if a guy even glances in your direction, you start to wonder about his sexual orientation.
That’s why I fear that the talking urinal cakes may get a guy so frazzled he will gulp another beer for the road.
Urinal cake: Mister, please don’t drink and drive.
Man doing his business: What the…? Drink, yeah that’s just what I need right now. Damn, I’m not done, but I’m gonna get the hell out of here as fast as I can.
