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Doug Powers
I’m Anna Nicole’s Baby-Daddy

It’s a bit lonely in here today, as I feel like I’m the only guy in the country who’s not claiming to be the father of Anna Nicole Smith’s baby.

So, I’d like to throw my hat, and other stuff, into the ring. Yes, I’m Anna Nicole’s baby-daddy. Forget about all those other guys. Forget about liars like Howard K. SternZsa Zsa Gabor’s ex husband, J. Howard Marshall’s frozen sperm-sicles, and the bodyguards who claim to be the father.

I’m Anna Nicole’s baby-daddy.

It’s time to settle this out-of-control situation before people start thinking that Anna Nicole was on her back more alive than she ever will be dead.

When can I expect my check?

Stumble It!

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