Britney Spears Should Strip For PETA
From Pegasus News:
“PETA’s internationally renowned “I’d Rather Go Naked Than Wear Fur” campaign will hit Dallas today, when PETA’s bevy of sexy nude activists will climb into a giant bed and hold signs that read, “Fur—Out, Love—In,” to take their message of compassion in fashion to consumers for Valentine’s Day.”
I have seen some of PETA’s nude activists, and those sexy mamas could convince a guy of anything. They might even persuade Rush Limbaugh that global warming is for real, and that Donovan McNabb doesn’t get enough attention from the media.
PETAÂ also recruits beautiful models and celebrities to pose naked for their “I’d Rather Go Naked Than Wear Fur” campaign.” Sadie Frost, Pamela Anderson, Kim Basinger and Christy Turlington have all stripped for PETA.
These gorgeous celebs ought to be commended for stripping for such a worthy cause. They raise the, err consciousness, of men and and entertain us at the same time.
Britney Spears seems to be lost, barhopping and vagina-flashing, without any aim or purpose in life. The pop tart has an exhibitionist streak a mile wide, here is a chance for her to get naked for a good cause. Stripping for PETA would be a good first step in resurrecting her moribund career.
Let’s just hope that Rosie O’Donnell and Oprah Winfrey never read my essay; we wouldn’t want them getting any ideas.
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February 14th, 2007 at 3:36 am
PETA as an excuse. Which of these women need it? The click of a camera shutter is all it takes for their clothes to fall off, all by themselves of course. And against fur? Well Britney has already shown her distaste for fur. They all would strip against Bush too. They probably think its all the same thing and referring to their pubic hair anyway. Bald bimbos.
February 14th, 2007 at 4:33 am
Expensive cloths hangers take off their cloths.
Well, each to their ability I suppose.
I tend to pay more attention to actual women
than the virtual variety. If nothing else but a bear skin rug, or a cat pelt comforter is involved, so much the better.
February 14th, 2007 at 12:16 pm
Do this is just me or PETA models are Has-Beens? Who is the biggest star of PETA? Pam Anderson. Beside her bad choice in mens and a venerial disease, what she had done lately?
February 14th, 2007 at 4:09 pm
Awww, why not Rosie and Oprah? Wouldn’t that be your dream come true? If you ever got to see the two of them nude, all other females would go completely out of your mind! lol!
February 15th, 2007 at 6:19 am
I saw one of these bimbos in a cage, painted with tiger stripes. She was really hot, but I wasn’t supposed to notice that. I figured that out when I asked her if she was available for parties, and how much she charged for it. All that cussing, in front of the children. So sad.
February 15th, 2007 at 10:15 am
I saw a pic of that cage thing, isn’t there an article here somewhere about zoo sex tours?