Does NASA have plans if an astronaut goes bonkers in space? You can bet your Tang they do, NASA is prepared for any contingency.
From WTKR.Com:
“The Associated Press has obtained a copy of NASA’s written procedures for dealing with a suicidal or psychotic astronaut in space.The documents say crewmates should bind the astronaut’s wrists and ankles with duct tape, tie the person down with a bungee cord, and hit him with a tranquilizer, if necessary. The instructions also say crewmates should talk to the astronaut who’s being restrained and explain what they’re doing.”
Watching Britney self-destruct in front of the cameras, I realized that NASA’s plan for unstable astronauts is the pop diva’s only hope for salvation.
We cant’ rely on Britney addressing her demons; in the last week she’s been in and out of rehab more often than Oprah Winfrey reaches for a bon bon.
The pop tart needs to be tied up with duct tape so she can’t attack a photographer’s car with an oversized umbrella or cut off somebody’s hair.
An intervention needs to take place right now; two burly wrestlers need to bind Britney with duct tape and bungee cords and take her to a place far away from the spotlight.
If this isn’t done immediately, Britney is liable to don some Depends and go on a cross country tour flashing her bald vagina, or what’s even worse her bald head.
