Dominatrix Arrested for Prostitution at Estate Leased From Rabbinical School

The Rabbi hasn’t heard of Mary Magdelene? I guess he isn’t going to show some Christian forgiveness then.

Perhaps he can demand ‘Community Service’. Odds are there won’t be a jail sentence, after all there is no mention of ‘having sex’ with schoolboys and even that gets a pass these days. Maybe her community service can include her being chained up for a change, and whipped with her own whips – she can give professional directions to would-be whippers – and maybe even bonking visitors – for a fee of course – defraying court costs. She can be led to the public whipping post in a dog collar and a lead. (The Rabbi probably won’t recognise a dog-collar either). How about setting her up at weekends in the local community college and have a women’s studies ‘professor’ use her as a teaching aid. Students can practice their stiletto-heel walking on her. Ahh, where is Solomon when you need him.