The Rabbi hasn’t heard of Mary Magdelene? I guess he isn’t going to show some Christian forgiveness then.
Perhaps he can demand ‘Community Service’. Odds are there won’t be a jail sentence, after all there is no mention of ‘having sex’ with schoolboys and even that gets a pass these days. Maybe her community service can include her being chained up for a change, and whipped with her own whips – she can give professional directions to would-be whippers – and maybe even bonking visitors – for a fee of course – defraying court costs. She can be led to the public whipping post in a dog collar and a lead. (The Rabbi probably won’t recognise a dog-collar either). How about setting her up at weekends in the local community college and have a women’s studies ‘professor’ use her as a teaching aid. Students can practice their stiletto-heel walking on her. Ahh, where is Solomon when you need him.
"Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed."
–Dwight David Eisenhower, “The Chance for Peace,” speech given to the American Society of Newspaper Editors, Apr. 16, 1953.
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