Newsflash: Britney Spears Scribbles On Her Hands
Some individuals make the news by brokering peace between nations, others by inventing cures for deadly diseases, and then there are American celebrities who make news for more dubious reasons.
Take Britney Spears (please) for example; she makes the headlines by shaving her head or by passing out drunk in a night club.
Britney made the news today by scribbling doodles all over the backs of her hands. When I was a toddler I didn’t make the news by doodling on my hands; my Mom simply ordered me to wash my hands.
From postchronicle.com:
“Britney Spears sparked fresh fears about her health after emerging from rehab with bizarre scribbling on her hands yesterday
The ‘Toxic’ star, who hid her recently-sheared head under a brown wig and hat when she left Malibu’s Promises treatment centre to attend an Alcoholics ‘ Anonymous meeting, shocked onlookers by revealing the strange doodles all over the backs of her hands.”
When a celebrity makes the news because she scribbled on her hand maybe that’s the handwriting on the wall that the Apocalypse is right around the corner.
I’m sure there are tons of reporters stationed outside Malibu’s Promises in case Britney does something newsworthy like sneezing or breaking wind.
I write a weekly column for a small town newspaper in Virginia, and I also write for several Web sites. Please leave a comment or send me an email at: rreyes4966@aol.com | More from Robert Paul Reyes
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March 2nd, 2007 at 2:07 pm
Sir:
I’m far less concerned with Britney and what she has on her hands, and much more worried about what this ‘Britny’ thing leaves on yours.
Do you, sir, need a tissue?…
March 2nd, 2007 at 3:54 pm
RPR, he never goes out w/ a loaded gun