Three Cheers For Shyamali, Sanjaya Malakar’s Hot Sister

I started watching American Idol about a month ago when Sanjaya Malakar first burst into the national consciousness in a big way.
 
That was the infamous episode when the American Idol producers cynically placed Ashley Ferl, 13, at a ringside seat. Ashley cried throughout the taping, especially when her favorite, Sanjaya Malakar, took the stage.
 
Ashley’s tears saved Sanjaya from elimination, and against all odds, the vocally-challenged teenager is still in the competition. In hindsight the producers probably regret their Ashley ploy.
 
Grandmothers may find a 13-year old girl crying like a river endearing, but guys are enraptured by Sanjaya’s sexy sister. Shyamali Malakar, is a part-time model and Hooter’s waitress with a penchant for displaying her eye popping cleavage.
 
If the American Idol producers want Sanjaya to win, for whatever nefarious reasons, they would place her at a ringside seat, where her bouncing enthusiasm would be sure to generate millions of votes for her brother.
 
Putting up with Sanjaya’s wretched singing is a small price to pay for just a glimpse of his buxom sister.
 
American Idol judge, Simon Cowell, keeps insisting that the most popular show on TV is a singing competition. Yeah right, this year it’s all about Sanjaya’s hair and Shyamali’s hooters.

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