Investigations Show Carbon Credits Are A Fraud

This should come as no surprise to anyone who doesn’t have a tinfoil hat or a hybrid car. It’s sort of a shame this got out, as I was planning to go into the carbon offset business. Talk about a sweet racket.

Dang it…. I bought me some carbon offset credits on the streetcorner the other day, good price too, but when I got home and took the shrink wrap off there was just a brick inside.