Al Qaeda Attacks Women Who Eat “Phallic Shaped” Fruit

2007-05-01
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Now tell me there isn’t penis envy going on. Clearly to be al Qaeda you must have a teenie wanker. Women aren’t allowed to drink Coke either. They are considered adulterers.

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  • amfortas

    I suppose exporting Queensland bananas to them is out of the question then!

  • Squiggy

    So, would Pepsi be alright? It’s the choice of a new generation (of jihadists).

  • Thom

    Would it be a hate crime to offer a Muslim a coke?






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