Jimmy Carter Provides Much Needed Laugh

Sunday, May 20, 2007
By Doug Powers

Among all the depressing, serious news stories that come flying at us from all directions, occasionally there is comic relief. Today is such a day.

In an interview with the Arkansas Democrat-Gazette, former President Jimmy Carter said that the Bush administration is the “worst in history.”

Jimmy Carter calling you a bad president is sort of like Courtney Love accusing you of being a junkie.

Carter’s a hug therapist for every thug, terrorist and despot on the planet, and his hand-holding with anti-Americans while criticizing the current administration leaves us with two options: He’s either a gullible fool in search of a legacy or a closet despot lover in search of a closet.

Thanks for the giggle, Jimmah. You’ve relieved my, uh, malaise, for at least a few minutes.

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“Slow and down the middle of the plate, Jimmy. If you let ‘em hit a home run they’ll respect you more.”

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8 Responses to “Jimmy Carter Provides Much Needed Laugh”

  1. 1
    The Vicar Says:

    Jimmy Carter is the most inept US President in History.
    He has SOME nerve saying that about President Bush.
    Old fool.

  2. 2
    chas Says:

    Jimmy, burn a little more incense to John Lennon, smoke a couple more joints, and go back to your nursing home.

  3. 3
    Joyanna Adams Says:

    Doug…where DID you find that picture! I want one!

  4. 4
    Menck Says:

    That picture is priceless. I couldn’t help thinking of the insanely funny scene from “The Blues Brothers” picturing the two hopelessly inept pseudo-Nazi leaders accidentally driving off the unfinished bridge in hot pursuit of Belushi and Akroyd. One says to the other, “I’ve always loved you.”

    Just like Jimster and Fidel. Comrades-in-arms, forever.

  5. 5
    amfortas Says:

    Its a funny thing about Americans. You all LOVE your country to bits yet elect nig-nogs to run the place. Why is that?

    Actually, the caption to that snap should read:
    Fidel to Jimmy. “Listen you old fool. You are out. Off the team. I am still in. How long am I going to have to tell you? And stop threatening to shove that glove up my arse.”

  6. 6
    thurston861 Says:

    Hey AM you see where David took down my response to his frail argument to make him look intelligent.

    Did you see where he basically called WOmen, who are mostly emotionally driven, insane.

    But they should still be allowed to vote.

    That is some brilliant logic and some brilliant statments for a guy that claims to be concerned about the viability of his image..

  7. 7
    Lurk Says:

    I served in the USAF when Jimbo was elected. His claim to fame up to that point was that of the worst Govenor (state of Georgia) in the USA. Biggest deficit in the nation and traveling into the red so fast that Superman could never catch it.

    Then he got elected President. I never figured oit out then, and I still haven’t yet.

    When he makes comments like theat, it’s like the pot calling the stainless steel black.

    It’s not that he’s becoming increasingly irrelevant. He always has been irrelevant.

  8. 8
    Menck Says:

    Carter’s election schtick was “feel goodism” which, of course, was the cloak he used to conceal his lefty inclinations. Female voters and gullible men gobbled it right up, and still do.

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