The View To A Fight: Rosie O’Donnell Vs. Elisabeth Hasselbeck

I’m a pundit and not a psychologist, but that won’t stop me from psychoanalyzing Rosie O’Donnell.
 
Rosie O’Donnell thrives on controversy; every week she picks a feud with a fellow celebrity.
 
Rosie’s personal life must be unfulfilling and empty if she can only find contentment by trashing somebody else.
 
Rosie is the most despised celebrity in Hollywood and she usually loses her feuds. Rosie’s most epic battle was with Donald Trump: The king of the combovers. That titanic fight was a draw only because Rosie finally picked on a star more obnoxious than herself.
 
The fat, obnoxious, loud and hated Rosie has engaged in a long-running debate with the beautiful, demure and beloved Elisabeth Hasselbeck. The liberal Rosie and the conservative Elisabeth disagree on just about everything under the sun.
 
Things finally came to a head on Wednesday when the two “The View” co-stars took their gloves off went at each other like professional wrestlers.
 
From ABC News:

“Wednesday’s heated debate was the culmination of a fight that started on ‘The View’ last week, when O’Donnell said, ’655,000 Iraqi civilians have died. Who are the terrorists?’

Conservative critics said O’Donnell was calling U.S. troops terrorists. Wednesday, Hasselbeck said O’Donnell should clarify her statement.

‘I asked you if you believed what the Republican pundits were saying,’ O’Donnell said to Hasselbeck.

‘Did I say yes?’ Hasselbeck replied.

‘You said nothing and that’s cowardly,’ O’Donnell shot back.

‘No, no, no. Do not call me a coward because I sit here every single day, open my heart and tell people exactly what I believe,’ Hasselbeck shouted.

‘So do I,’ retorted O’Donnell.”

Rosie, Rosie, Rosie, you loudmouth bore, don’t you realize you can’t win in a debate with the lovely Elizabeth? Even this liberal pundit was rooting for Elizabeth.

Rosie, you have only three weeks left on “The View”, don’t start any more fights you can’t win. If you are determined to rumble again, I suggest you tangle with Osama. You might win that one.