Celebrity Justice: Paris Hilton Released From Jail
Her first album was a colossal failure; her most popular movie was a private porn flick; her baby blue eyes are courtesy of Bausch and Lomb; her major fashion innovation was the no-panties look; her greatest talent is primping before the camera; her most fabulous success at mentoring is the bald crotch-flashing Britney Spears.
I can only be talking about Paris Hilton — the vacuous celebrity who makes everyone wish Dr. Death would resume his practice.
A judge in May sentenced the clueless bimbo to 45 days in jail specifying that she should not be eligible for early release, special treatment or house arrest using an electronic bracelet.
The judge’s harsh but fair words were disregarded by the Los Angeles Sheriff’s Dept. The starstruck cops let the socialite go free because according to her psychiatrist she was on the “verge of a nervous breakdown.”
Can you imagine a black woman from Compton telling her jailor, “My psychiatrist says I’m going stir crazy, let me go home!” We all know how that would play out: Shut up you N-word!
Hilton’s enablers argue that she wasn’t set free because she was fitted with an ankle bracelet and will remain under house arrest for 40 days.
I wish I were sentenced to house arrest in Hilton’s lavish mansion. Hilton’s release makes a mockery of the principle of equal treatment under the law. There is one standard for the wealthy and privileged and another for everyone else.
The French got fed up with cake and the pampered royalty class and they guillotined Marie Antoinette.
We need another American Revolution, we should overthrow the pop princesses like Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton from their thrones. Off with their heads!
I write a weekly column for a small town newspaper in Virginia, and I also write for several Web sites. Please leave a comment or send me an email at: rreyes4966@aol.com | More from Robert Paul Reyes
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