Paris Hilton and Sun Tzu
Nobody Knows: Ahhhh…is this woman planning for war? Do you think that her recent moves at ignoring the laws, the judges, and making sure that all helicopters get shots of her hugging her parents before being sent off to jail is something she learned out of Sun Tzu?
And how about her poor little puppies, who she didn’t even kiss goodbye?
Do you think she needs new glasses?
Has her stock in her perfume company just gone up? Or is she planning to take over her father’s company some day and is just using her spare time for fun and frolick…like traveling down the highway at 70-mph with no lights on?
Will Greta Van Sussagrin be able to figure out just what drug Paris was taking to “twitch” in the courtroom.
In fact…will she get room service in jail? And what man is going to define exactly what she needs to do to show “good behavior” in her case?
One thing is certain,—when the only thing any reporter on any American TV channel has been discussing is whether or not poor Paris was treated fairly by that mean, cruel judge, who would NOT have given such a hard sentence to an illegal…
This nobody can only hope they lock all the news reporters up in the jail with her, and they have a power outage.
THEN Paris would get to use all the knowledge that she is learning reading Sun Tzu, and actually give us a reason to admire her.
And the next time she gets out…I suggest we send her to Iraq….pronto.
Not to run the war…but to entertain the men with her vast knowledge of warfare, wearing a nice two piece.
In fact, I can’t believe she hasn’t thought of this option: ……or has she? Now that would be communty service that she could actually do.
I’m sure there is a Hilton in Bagdad…if not…there will be soon.
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in your yucky brown, one rink up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life;drummer/singer/keyboards---but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing...depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents...but that really doesn't make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS...which I have more of than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined, mostly political. Hopefully other nobodys will put their opinions on my site. But if you are a sombody...you're more than welcomed to help out. I will try to prove that sometimes nobody knows the answers, sometimes nobody cares, sometimes nobody wins, and most importantly...NOBODY is perfect. Please bear this in mind when you read my thoughts. I don't mean to offend nobody, it's all in good fun. | More from Joyanna Adams
Stumble It!
June 10th, 2007 at 7:33 am
“This nobody can only hope they lock all the news reporters up in the jail with her…”
If that judge was REALLY concerned about the public welfare this would’ve been agenda item Number One.
Imagine a world with no hand wringing, mud slinging, brainless, pointless, coy, smug, witless, breathless, stentorian, blabbing, and (drumroll please…) perfidious rogues manning the news desk.
Ahhhhhhh, I feel better already.
June 10th, 2007 at 10:12 am
What, she can read??
June 10th, 2007 at 11:05 am
amfortas, I’m sure she can read, but most likely she’s just looking at the pictures–there MUST be pictures, or she wouldn’t be looking at the book so intently. The words in that book are, I’m sure, way over her head, as are most things in life.
June 10th, 2007 at 11:41 am
“This book is like, way stupid… it doesn’t even say who the sun sued…”
June 10th, 2007 at 12:05 pm
She probably thought it was a “How to litigate a Free Tan from the Sun.”
Her parents have so much money, and she does not have a High School Diploma I hear?
She is a Master at subtlety then, to get away with that.
The Art of War is position and manipulation. She is obviously an expert, and Judge refused to be another one of her victims.
June 10th, 2007 at 5:07 pm
Thurston861, you are right on the money! Paris has not hit rock bottom yet. She will provide years of entertainment to come. I do suppose that her parents are ashamed of her.
Paris has her GED.
The Art of War is so much more than position and manipulation; I see something different every time I read it.
June 10th, 2007 at 7:37 pm
She should take a leaf out of Elle McPhereson’s book. Apparantly she doesn’t read anything that she hasn’t written herself.
The glasses, Joy. They are new.
Doug, they were supposed to cure dyslexia.
June 10th, 2007 at 7:59 pm
In The Art of War you are instructed to look weak when you are strong and strong when you are weak. Is it possible that she is smarter than we think? Not likely. But other than a bit of jeering from the public – and a few comics – she is having a lot more fun than most of us.
She is shocked that she is really in jail, perhaps, but she will come out like Eldridge Clever claimingto be stronger for it. Eldridge was stronger, she doesn’t have to be. With her parents money and her vagina she will continue to see the world and we will continue to see more of her than we want. (Oh, the vagina thing, were most men offended… I don’t think so. Pissed off maybe, she is playing with them knowing a man doing anything like that would end up in jail. Most men know that most women don’t want to see “that” and so it’s a double insult. She is stupid, immature kid in a woman’s body and we continue to tune in for amusement. Maybe it’s time to change the channel.)
June 10th, 2007 at 8:41 pm
The Vicar – of course I am right.
I read the Book.
All I did was consider to level of control over her parents and know that manipulation, deception, etc. has to be involved in her being the child of the Neuvo Riche and not being forced to have an Elitist Education.
June 10th, 2007 at 10:39 pm
All Paris needs to do is hire a chauffeur!
And do a thorough background check to make HIS license is valid!
June 11th, 2007 at 4:35 am
And make sure he wears underpants, Roger. We don’t want some wannabe upstaging her. We should get RPR to check him out daily.
June 11th, 2007 at 6:57 am
Paris is shocked for only one reason, the difference between criminal and civil law. She is pretty much imune to civil law as she can pretty much pay any fines she wants and that there is no penalty for appearing on the wrong side of civil suits you settle out of. property damage? no problem. pet died, not an issue. however criminal is different than civil, you cant assuage the court with grease, one mush either manipulte the facts of the situation (actually harder to do than the public gives credit for. at least on the defendents side it is), argue extenuating circumstances that the judge is willing to take into account, and finally bear out the sentences that appear. (though the person responsible for keeping her updated each day has probably been sacked for either misinforming her, or not doing her job – if that is the truth of the matter). the issue here is that for the most part paris doesnt do anything that matters, so she doesnt see why she is in trouble “if nothing happened”, and thats where criminal and civil separate, some acts are criminal by their potential for leading to disaster, not because something actually happens. in other words they work sans actual consequences. drunk driving doesnt require that you hit something, neither does speeding. being successful in either does not change the illegality of what some would call a high risk situation that by virtue of its raising the risk for those not participation has been made illegal. in essence she is there because of the potential consequences of the outcome of potential acts once she demonstrated her willingness to enter into such acts that modify risks. ultimately, she will sit and pay… her fear of smear is something that most who say that she is being punished less dont see. by virtue of her fame and her position in the public eye, each movement she makes is under scrutiny that is not normally part of such convictions. however given that she has more to lose, means that she had more to stop her… so it all evens out in the wash i guess.
June 11th, 2007 at 2:55 pm
So it has all been an “Act”
http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/06/11/paris.hilton.ap/index.html
I have seen clearly then.