Top 9 Statements That Could Have Caused Paris Hilton To Cry
9. “I’m sorry Ms. Hilton but this strain is penicillin-resistant.”
8. “Great news Paris! The judge has decided to lower your sentence if you can just pass this simple spelling test.”
7. “I accidentally broke your autographed Pablo Escobar straw.”
6. “I’ve got some good news and some bad news. The good news is that the Reverend Al Sharpton is here as an advocate in your case. The bad news is you’re white.”
5. “You know how Tinkerbell always tries to take the cheese out of those traps? Well, he was a bit sluggish today and…”
4. “Hmmm. It seems that Newsweek’s CW has done an about-face regarding spoiled, talentless whores.”
3. “The doctor has ordered two months of pelvic rest.”
2. “The judge has issued a media blackout.”
1. “This is strange. It says they do have tossed salad here at the jail, but apparently you’ll have to remove Lakisha ‘Big Momma Moose Knuckle’ Washington’s thong to get it.”
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“I accidentally broke your autographed Pablo Escobar straw.”
Heh heh… I don’t usually laugh out loud while reading, but this one did it.
Give it a rest. Paris gets jailed for traffic violations while 12 million illegal aliens, half of which will steal anything not guarded, walk free, work, and receive taxpayer funded benefits, in violation of the law.