A couple of days ago, I received an envelope from the Republican National Committee. It said it contained a survey. As I'm not that stupid, I had a feeling what was really afoot.
Miss Kimberly opened the letter and relayed some questions, that when asked to a Republican, would invoke the "Duh!" answer. And from a distance I could see the Visa, MasterCard, Amex, Discover logos.
So, try and dupe me into thinking this was some genuine attempt at opinion gathering, then hit me up for money.
Tell you what, RNC.
A friend sent me this as he printed this out and sent it to you. I have to say, I second this….
That felt good.


