Captain America Assassinated
It turns out that shield wasn’t really good against bullets:
He was headed to court after refusing to sign the government’s Superhero Registration Act, a move that would have revealed his true identity. A sniper who fired from a rooftop was captured as police and Captain America’s military escort were left to cope with chaos in the streets.
In next month’s issue: The Incredible Hulk is summoned to testify before Congress on steroid abuse in the superhero profession.
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Stumble It!
July 1st, 2007 at 7:08 pm
What? They haven’t got a female replacement for the Cap yet?
July 2nd, 2007 at 5:22 am
It won’t be female. He’ll be homosexual.
I don’t even want to guess what his trademark will be.