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Gals Who Say No: A Guide For The Guys

2007-07-11
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Author’s note: The bulk of this would not come out in the two columns in which it was written so I’ve revamped (no pun intended) it.

Guys! You all know that (whatever else may have changed) there are still two types of gals: those who might tell a guy “Yes” and those from whom, as Phyllis Schlafly puts it, “the certain answer is no.”

But you should be aware that girls and women who say no are subdivided into two types . . .

Chaste  
votes conservative

believes men should be dominant

spends almost all time w/members of own sex

have “best friends” w/whom they may. . .
hold hands, kiss, cuddle,
and . . .
have nice “warm-chill feelings”
like in church

sleep together in jamies

Lesbians
votes liberal

believes sexes should be equal or female superior

spends almost all time w/members of own sex

have “lovers” w/whom they may . . .
hold hands, kiss, cuddle,
and . . .
have “orgasms” like masturbation

sleep together in jamies or nude

Well, I sure hope I’ve helped you out guys. Your folks certainly won’t want you to get confused by the power of a positive No and mistake a lesbian for a chaste gal. But after you luck into one of these young ladies who will promise to submit to your authority and will honor you as head of the household, I’m afraid you’ll have to find out for yourself the answer to the question, “Can I watch?”

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  • El Cid

    “The Vicar said,

    Guys: No means No! That’s all there is to it.”

    So, once a woman says no, she can never say yes without it being rape on the man’s part?

    Suppose you’re married and your wife says no on Friday night but yes on Saturday night? Are you now a rapist?

    Suppose you’re dating and the woman says no on the first date but yes on the fifth date. Are you now a rapist?

    And if no always means no, does yes always mean yes?

    A woman has a right to change her mind without it becoming rape on the man’s part.

    But, perhaps your comments were intended as sarcasm…

  • The Vicar

    Guys: No means No! That’s all there is to it.

    Respect women, respect yourself.

  • thurston861

    the reality of women struggling to dominate men is real and in Genesis where Adam and Eve are kicked out of the Garden and they are cursed. His will willbe to dominate her and her will to dominate him.

    Potifer’s wife tried to weild his power by false allegation of sexual assault.

    so manipulation is all over the place because this struggle is real.

    passive agressive was potifer’s wife, just as Lady McBethM then there are the tyrant mothers of Freudian analysis.

    They rule boys who become myn and never escape the sabotage of their minds.

    life is hell and failure for them.

    I am glad my mother had 8 kids, such well tires a woman from believing for a moment that she has control of people. then again we were all high IQ which made manipulation a challenging prospect indeed.

    she did succeed in keeping any from killing others. a good start. LOL

    since 7 of us are miricle births per the diagnosis of her infertility, and she did not kill my tyrant mother in law, I suppose she will count that as her 9th miricle for her cannonization as a Saint. LOL

    The realization of the potential of the female of the species to be completely destructive is most important to men making healthy choices and decisions and is not mysogynistic.

    In a society of women which teaches boys to worship women and their order, discussion of their destructive and enslaving natures are paramount for any hope of natural human survival and peace.

  • http://whatmenthinkofwomen.blogspot.com/ christianj

    So now we have being misogynistic as a reason to erase comments on a men’s site that is supposed to be fighting the evils of the feminazy ?

    Does not misogyny apply to women as well ?

    There are plenty of examples that women hate women as feminist do.

  • http://mensnewsdaily.com/author/mike-lasalle Mike LaSalle

    donnieboy said, “there are only two types of women. those who are manipulating men and those who no longer manipulate men because they are dead.”

    virtue said, “Women hate it when their sexual based power is threatened.”

    These statements are plainly misogynistic.

    My delete finger is getting itchy.

  • http://MSN Tancredman

    Is’nt on-line dating great! You know the lesbians will never show up on your female search and the chaste women are so easy to spot in their profiles which never make any reference romance, cuddling, erotica … ect. This may spell genetic extinction for the “No women”.
    God bless the internet!

  • fourthwire

    By the way, Denise….. for someone as generally CLUELESS as you are concerning the nature of men not to mention relationships with men to write ANY SORT of “guide for the guys” is downright hilarious.

    You have all of the credibility on those sort of topics that I might garner pretending to be an expert on knitting and breastfeeding.

  • JohnG

    Are there girls that say no?

  • amfortas

    That’s it, Denise? Just two types?

    So where is the list of sub-types, all 3000,000,000 of them, and the changes of mind at critical moments? Run out of electrons to recycle? :)

  • fourthwire

    “Well, I sure hope I’ve helped you out guys. Your folks certainly won’t want you to get confused by the power of a positive No and mistake a lesbian for a chaste gal.”

    Denise, from the perspective of a heterosexual man, a “lesbian” and a “chaste gal” (or frigid woman, if you prefer) provide the same utility – ZERO.

    Whether one or the other promises to “submit to my authority and honor me as head of the household” is irrelevant to most men – voyeurs notwithstanding.

    Kick ‘em to the curb and move on……

  • tv2112

    I never said I was a smart man but that was incredibly difficult to read.







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